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Old 11-14-2012, 10:56 AM   #1
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:06 AM   #3
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Sex is a race ... first to the finish line wins
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:14 PM   #4
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doesn't matter, had sex. And if women controll when, then men will control how long.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:53 PM   #5
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Sex is a race ... first to the finish line wins
Started at the same time didn't ya?
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Old 11-14-2012, 05:30 PM   #6
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Old 11-14-2012, 06:01 PM   #7
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I feel like this would be funnier if I knew how long it took to soft boil an egg.
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Old 11-14-2012, 06:15 PM   #8
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Old 11-14-2012, 06:18 PM   #9
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I feel like this would be funnier if I knew how long it took to soft boil an egg.
Thought egg timers were 60 seconds, don't know for sure tho
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:04 PM   #10
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Hmmmm...... never looked at it that way!
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:44 PM   #11
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:46 PM   #12
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Men WISH they could control how long!
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:50 PM   #13
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:04 PM   #14
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Old 11-15-2012, 11:27 AM   #15
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Thought egg timers were 60 seconds, don't know for sure tho
60 seconds?!?!? Wow, that's a quickie!! Try 180 seconds, which is usually the time for a perfect, soft boiled egg.
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:22 PM   #16
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What is this sex thing you guys are talking about?
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:08 PM   #17
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What is this sex thing you guys are talking about?
I don't know man I am married and have a kid......I wanna know as well
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