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Old 12-04-2012, 11:02 AM   #1441
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Yesterday, i noticed guy's left leg. It was three feet longer than his arms. Trying to prove his normalcy but unfortunately Jimmy Carter was dead. Jimmy died from a made sandwich! He dropped many bombs over his state because Jimmy's hotdog's wife went crazy at dinner. She cooked/cheated/stole men raked the potatoes off the counter. Then Jimmy Stewart crashed his looking glass and broke his hand on a shard. Police investigating the scene found traces of blood laced semen on cats belonging to the wife hotdog. Susie drove her kinky sister insane and made out with her brother Chris. He loved cucumbers, especially big long curved cucumbers. They excited aardvarks with long sticks poked inside their house floors. Jumping crickets humped the bed post upside down. Tonight, garbage exploded diapers everywhere and clouds of cotton balls that hung over the dishwasher while suds flowed all over her ass. Then the maid cleaned her panties in clorox because the humped feverishly the homey couch arm. 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I can join the League.) getting tipsy until Luke ruined everything! He dropped four buttloads of Rumplemintz, only to realize that he ate sour meatballs covered in melted horseraddish. It looked scrumptious because Berry Manilow peed on the main burner while Rupaul was dancing flamboyantly around a purple headed scented marker that smelled like goat cheese. In the Alaskan wildfire, eskimos and wolves sleep at the Holiday Inn Express where men spank the penis with the other penises and belts that sting like hornets and wasps. Polar bears iced legs are cold and creamy with rotten eggs that smelled similar to dead squirrels with nuts. Reindeer were flying above my towering nipples that called me to suck ...

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Old 12-04-2012, 11:19 AM   #1442
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:20 PM   #1443
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:45 PM   #1444
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:48 PM   #1445
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Old 12-04-2012, 04:35 PM   #1446
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:51 PM   #1447
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