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Old 12-14-2012, 11:39 AM   #1
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Default Worst Christmas Present You Ever Received

We've done this before, but it's always good for a laugh.

Mine would be a gold chain necklace from my ex-wife. It was gaudy...plus I don't wear jewelry.
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:56 AM   #2
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I remember receiving a sweater from my grandparents when I was 18 that I took back to the store. It was a V-neck that looked like it needed a dickie with it. It reminded me of this

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Old 12-14-2012, 12:04 PM   #3
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My parents gave me the family printer one year. I couldn't put it in my room because nobody else could use it if it was up there lol.
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:30 PM   #4
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When I was like 16 I got an ant farm.
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:45 PM   #5
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some jackass brought one of these to a chinese christmas party I was at and I ended up with it.

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Old 12-14-2012, 12:46 PM   #6
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When I was like 16 I got an ant farm.
But them fellas didn't grow sh@$!! -rip Mitch
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:58 PM   #7
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When my brother and I were 19 or 20, my sister gave us each a different Wierd Al Yankovic album.

Yeah, that's what I said...
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:01 PM   #8
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Default Re: Worst Christmas Present You Ever Received

socks from grandma every year til i was 20...

seems the worst presents are from grandparents

one time she wrapped a bird book she had in her house for 30 years and gave it to my brother for his birthday lol we still talk about it til this day....
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:06 PM   #9
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one time she wrapped a bird book she had in her house for 30 years and gave it to my brother for his birthday lol we still talk about it til this day....
Did her name happen to be Aunt Bethany?
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:10 PM   #10
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My grandmother screwed up the names on presents and my girl 4 year old cousin got the TMNT game for nintendo and me at 9 got Bambi...Then she tried to play it off like she hadn't screwed up after my cousin started crying when everyone tried to swap the gifts.
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:04 AM   #11
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Some members of my husband's side of the family are very vengeful and I happen to be their scapegoat. One of them gave me a pair of pants and two sweaters that were about 3 sizes too big for me. It wasn't a mistake, either. I sold them on Ebay.
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:47 AM   #12
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I was once given a Clemson shirt by my douche nozzle aunt who is a Clemson fan. She thought it would be funny. I promptly dropped the shirt and stepped on it. She got all offended and said I was rude. I quickly replied with, "I'd rather get an STD than acknowledge that shit gift with anything other than what I did. We don't talk much anymore. I've never been happier.
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:58 AM   #13
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:18 PM   #14
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Default Re: Worst Christmas Present You Ever Received

1 pair of tube socks from a six pack.

Also I have gotten a few gag gifts at like a white elephant type exchange that are pretty bad obviously.

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Old 12-15-2012, 02:21 PM   #15
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I am just happy if I get a gift.

I figure someone was nice enough to think about me even if the gift is not my taste.

It is interesting to see what people may think you are interested in.

I have a huge Gamecocks coat that my dad bought me about 6 years ago that I have never worn.

It is just way too guady but I love that he went out and actually got me a gift.
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:38 PM   #16
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Ex Girlfriend was a die hard USC fan and thought it would be funny so she got me a Carolina Jacket for Christmas. There is a reason she is my ex now. Nice Jacket though, to bad it just sits in my closet collecting dust.

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Old 12-15-2012, 02:43 PM   #17
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Ex Girlfriend was a die hard USC fan and thought it would be funny so she got me a Carolina Jacket for Christmas. There is a reason she is my ex now. Nice Jacket though, to bad it just sits in my closet collecting dust.

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Um. Can I have it?
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:47 PM   #18
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Ex Girlfriend was a die hard USC fan and thought it would be funny so she got me a Carolina Jacket for Christmas. There is a reason she is my ex now. Nice Jacket though, to bad it just sits in my closet collecting dust.

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That is not bad at all.
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