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Mr. Popularity
Male Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 6,502
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![]() A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says
"We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?" more corn jokes
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Mr. Popularity
Male Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 6,502
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![]() Unicorny Jokes
hat do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck? "Creamed" corn. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school? The "A"corn. What do Unicorns call their father? "Pop" corn. What do Unicorns use for money? Corn "Bread."
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Gamecock Fighting
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![]() "Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"" |
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CT's 2x Favorite Tiger
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CT's 2x Favorite Tiger
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#47 |
Unmoderated
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![]() How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
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#48 |
Blue Chip
Male Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: irmo south carolina
Posts: 580
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() A little boy asks his dad the difference btw confident and confidential??
The dad says, " Let me put this in a sentence for you. You are my son for that I am confident, Timmy your friend is also my son for that is confidential. . |
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#49 |
Beach bum
Male Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anderson SC
Posts: 888
CockyCash: 710 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Top ten things you dont want to hear the dentist say in the middle of your procedure:
1."Hellooo house in the Bahamas!" 2."So tell me about this last young lady you went out with...." 3."Ooops!" (Actually heard that one) 4."Now let's see which tooth was it?" 5."I saw your youtube video about the Tigers..." 6."I'll be right back gotta check my fantasy football team." 7."Hope you have a ride home..." 8."There's so much to be said for soft foods." 9."So tell me why that guy in the silver BMW 530i with the plate toothDX deserved to be flipped off this morning" 10."I belive in holistic pain managment."
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Being a Clemson fan must be like having hayfever and diarrhea at the same time. I am ZERO!!!! Congrats, you figured it out! |
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