Corny Jokes! - Page 3

NOBAMA · 10-29-2010, 04:22 PM

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says
"We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he
comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we
don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in
again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we
don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet
of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and
asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why
would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some
corn?"

more corn jokes

NOBAMA · 10-29-2010, 04:29 PM

Unicorny Jokes

hat do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?
"Creamed" corn.

What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?
The "A"corn.

What do Unicorns call their father?
"Pop" corn.

What do Unicorns use for money?
Corn "Bread."

feisty · 10-29-2010, 04:57 PM

"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet""

warriorchief · 10-29-2010, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MBGCock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

don't cry about it, it was just a joke.

feisty · 10-29-2010, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warriorchief

warriorchief · 10-29-2010, 05:43 PM

cocky0 · 12-24-2012, 11:37 PM

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

cockyness11 · 12-25-2012, 08:30 PM

A little boy asks his dad the difference btw confident and confidential??
The dad says, " Let me put this in a sentence for you. You are my son for that I am confident, Timmy your friend is also my son for that is confidential.
.

auslander · 12-26-2012, 06:36 PM

Top ten things you dont want to hear the dentist say in the middle of your procedure:
1."Hellooo house in the Bahamas!"
2."So tell me about this last young lady you went out with...."
3."Ooops!" (Actually heard that one)
4."Now let's see which tooth was it?"
5."I saw your youtube video about the Tigers..."
6."I'll be right back gotta check my fantasy football team."
7."Hope you have a ride home..."
8."There's so much to be said for soft foods."
9."So tell me why that guy in the silver BMW 530i with the plate toothDX deserved to be flipped off this morning"
10."I belive in holistic pain managment."

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10-29-2010, 04:22 PM	#41
NOBAMA Mr. Popularity Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 6,511 CockyCash: 1008011	Re: Corny Jokes! A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?" more corn jokes __________________ Fear the Gamecocks!

10-29-2010, 04:29 PM	#42
NOBAMA Mr. Popularity Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 6,511 CockyCash: 1008011	Re: Corny Jokes! Unicorny Jokes hat do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck? "Creamed" corn. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school? The "A"corn. What do Unicorns call their father? "Pop" corn. What do Unicorns use for money? Corn "Bread." __________________ Fear the Gamecocks!

10-29-2010, 04:57 PM	#43
feisty Gamecock Fighting Female Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Moffitt Posts: 3,858 CockyCash: 1025572	Re: Corny Jokes! "Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"" __________________ My Story. My Fight.

10-29-2010, 05:43 PM	#46
warriorchief CT's 2x Favorite Tiger Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Clemson, SC Posts: 16,694 CockyCash: 1048000	Re: Corny Jokes! __________________

12-24-2012, 11:37 PM	#47
cocky0 The Slurp Male Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampton, SC Posts: 5,625 CockyCash: 26000000	Re: Corny Jokes! How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. __________________

12-25-2012, 08:30 PM	#48
cockyness11 4-Star Male Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: irmo south carolina Posts: 455 CockyCash: 500	Re: Corny Jokes! A little boy asks his dad the difference btw confident and confidential?? The dad says, " Let me put this in a sentence for you. You are my son for that I am confident, Timmy your friend is also my son for that is confidential. .

12-26-2012, 06:36 PM	#49
auslander The Butcher of Hope Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anderson SC Posts: 637 CockyCash: 833	Re: Corny Jokes! Top ten things you dont want to hear the dentist say in the middle of your procedure: 1."Hellooo house in the Bahamas!" 2."So tell me about this last young lady you went out with...." 3."Ooops!" (Actually heard that one) 4."Now let's see which tooth was it?" 5."I saw your youtube video about the Tigers..." 6."I'll be right back gotta check my fantasy football team." 7."Hope you have a ride home..." 8."There's so much to be said for soft foods." 9."So tell me why that guy in the silver BMW 530i with the plate toothDX deserved to be flipped off this morning" 10."I belive in holistic pain managment." __________________ Being a Clemson fan must be like having hayfever and diarrhea at the same time.

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