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12-27-2012, 12:34 PM
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Cum Laude Cock
Male Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Waxhaw, NC
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Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
Our government at work...documenting when a guy passes gas.
Government Employee Reprimanded For Farting Too Much At Work   DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office. In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors. The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly provided evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.” After stating that, “It is my belief that you can control this condition,” the author of the reprimand letter then noted, “The following dates show the time of your flatulence.” What followed was a log listing 17 separate dates (and 60 specific times) on which the employee passed gas. For example, the man’s September 19 output included nine instances of flatulence, beginning at 9:45 AM and concluding at 4:30 PM.
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12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
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2nd Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Hartsville
Posts: 3,452
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
Glad I don't work for the government....
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12-27-2012, 01:18 PM
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Dont believe the hype
Male Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 18,602
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
So what's the problem?
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12-27-2012, 01:29 PM
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The original "Mastercock"
Male Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Denver, NC
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
wtf really
and also the manager didn't handle this correctly he just assumed this happened from what other employees said.. what a joke
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12-27-2012, 01:44 PM
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Grumpy Old Fart
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sunshinny Florida
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
Seems like it was documented properly to me.
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12-27-2012, 01:49 PM
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Male Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Lugoff, SC
Posts: 3,281
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
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12-27-2012, 01:55 PM
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Male Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: nm
Posts: 6,857
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
damnit, write me up.
time 12: 55 Location: desk. Maybe it's the chilli. |
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12-27-2012, 02:25 PM
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Blue Chip
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pine Ridge
Posts: 669
CockyCash: 200 |
Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
I see a setup for someone to go on disability and draw a check for farting at home the rest of their life.
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12-27-2012, 02:43 PM
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Male Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Rock Hill, SC
Posts: 10,765
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
I wouldn't last a day in that job.
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12-27-2012, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Greenville, SC
Posts: 22,813
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
This is the same as someone that doesn't shower regularly or has bad BO. You're not the only person in your work area. You should show equal respect to others. I let a few slide at work ... yes. However, if someone is around I don't.
With that said ... I'm glad my fiance doesn't want to get rid of me for that. |
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12-27-2012, 04:10 PM
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Lock Down Corner
Male Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Mauldin
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
Can deaf people smell farts?
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12-27-2012, 04:21 PM
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Cum Laude Cock
Male Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Waxhaw, NC
Posts: 28,202
CockyCash: 1880 |
Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
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12-27-2012, 05:46 PM
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Fear the Stare!!
Male Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cola, The Other Gamecock City
Posts: 18,811
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Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work
Government employees farting around on the job, who would have thought that?
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