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Old 12-27-2012, 12:34 PM   #1
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Default Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work

Our government at work...documenting when a guy passes gas.

Government Employee Reprimanded For Farting Too Much At Work




DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly provided evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.” After stating that, “It is my belief that you can control this condition,” the author of the reprimand letter then noted, “The following dates show the time of your flatulence.” What followed was a log listing 17 separate dates (and 60 specific times) on which the employee passed gas. For example, the man’s September 19 output included nine instances of flatulence, beginning at 9:45 AM and concluding at 4:30 PM.
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:08 PM   #2
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Glad I don't work for the government....
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:18 PM   #3
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So what's the problem?
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #4
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Default Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work

wtf really

and also the manager didn't handle this correctly he just assumed this happened from what other employees said.. what a joke
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:44 PM   #5
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Seems like it was documented properly to me.
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wtf really

and also the manager didn't handle this correctly he just assumed this happened from what other employees said.. what a joke
I have experienced just this type of poor management first hand. I had been written up on the complaint of other people before the manager EVER got my side of the story! It was absurd.
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:55 PM   #7
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damnit, write me up.

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Maybe it's the chilli.
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:25 PM   #8
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I see a setup for someone to go on disability and draw a check for farting at home the rest of their life.
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:43 PM   #9
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I wouldn't last a day in that job.
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:55 PM   #10
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Default Re: Government Employee Reprimanded For Passing Gas Too Much At Work

This is the same as someone that doesn't shower regularly or has bad BO. You're not the only person in your work area. You should show equal respect to others. I let a few slide at work ... yes. However, if someone is around I don't.

With that said ... I'm glad my fiance doesn't want to get rid of me for that.
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Old 12-27-2012, 04:10 PM   #11
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Can deaf people smell farts?
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Old 12-27-2012, 04:21 PM   #12
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Can deaf people smell farts?
Those are truly silent but deadly.
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Old 12-27-2012, 05:46 PM   #13
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Government employees farting around on the job, who would have thought that?
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