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Walk On
Male Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Columbia
Posts: 79
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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AMEN to that brother. I drive between Columbia and Georgetown for work, often early in the morning and it still happens. Drives me nuts, I of course get up on them with the brights on just so they know I'm there. |
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Starter
Male Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Anderson
Posts: 1,449
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
How about people who drive down a road, obviously looking for something, and they eventually just stop, glancing all around in their cluelessness. When they're elderly, I take a chill pill. I've no mercy on the young ones tho.
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The Slurp
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Here's one for ya. Occasionally I cruise around Craigslist looking for, well nothing in particular, but I almost always browse through the computer section to see if I can score any cheap systems that I can upgrade and gift or resell.
Anyways it is inevitable that some dimwit will have a listing kind of like this: Quote:
Now let's look at that listing. First the guy lists a year. Newsflash for ya, buddy. computers are not cars. The year you bought it is irrelevant. This posting has almost nothing useful in it. No model, no HDD specs, no RAM, no video card model, no processor type. Here is an example of a good posting: Well done, sir. Sure it isn't the most detailed post I've ever seen, but it is miles above the average. And he doesn't list the f**king year he bought it like he's proud or something.
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Forest Grump
Male Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Erastus,NC
Posts: 8,543
CockyCash: 24891820 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
when i wake up and the wife doesnt have the coffee ready
should i wake her up and remind her? |
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Male Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: He's Everywhere!
Posts: 19,131
CockyCash: 1733579788 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
no, just set her alarm clock for 30 minutes earlier the next morning, she should know what to do
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Grumpy Old Fart
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Male Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: He's Everywhere!
Posts: 19,131
CockyCash: 1733579788 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
redbugs, mosquitos, ticks, gnats
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Recruit
Male Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: greenville
Posts: 100
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Intersections with no turn on red signs.
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Fear the Stare!!
Male Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cola, The Other Gamecock City
Posts: 19,648
CockyCash: 26397596 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Traffic lights that turn green. I was going to my grandparent's house on Christmas day, got gas at Piliot on Old Charleston Highway and was waiting to turn left onto I-77. It took 4 times before I got the green arrow.
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captain of this ship
Male Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Hemingway SC
Posts: 610
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
One of your friends that wants to be the one every time you go out, to get bombed and then wants to let you know, one hundred thousands times how much he loves you, and will beat some random guy up at the bar that he thought was staring at you.
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Male Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: He's Everywhere!
Posts: 19,131
CockyCash: 1733579788 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sounds like someone has a crush on you...
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Fear the Stare!!
Male Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cola, The Other Gamecock City
Posts: 19,648
CockyCash: 26397596 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
People who have to touch you every time they think they are making a point.
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captain of this ship
Male Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Hemingway SC
Posts: 610
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
God i hope not! He does that to everybody, It's very annoying.
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Cocky Que
Male Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 204
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The disproportionate amount of cashews in the Planters mix; it's a ridiculous ratio when compared to the amount of peanuts and almonds.
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Melvin bowls...overhand.
Male Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Camden, South Carolina
Posts: 5,127
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The I-126 outbound "exit to nowhere".
For those who don't know, when you are heading out I-126 and come up near Bush River Rd, there is an exit, which is CLEARLY marked as EXIT ONLY, to I-20 eastbound. Where the problem arises is that people don't heed this EXIT ONLY and try to merge left back into traffic at the I-20 ramp. I get onto the Interstate off of Bush River Rd and these people drive me NUTS. They will block you and not let you in when you are trying to the correct thing and exit onto I-20. |
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New and Improved
Male Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Columbia, SC/North Augusta, SC
Posts: 3,357
CockyCash: 249940200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Trains that stop in Columbia, especially when they just stop in the middle of the day. I would say 50% of the time the train just stops at the crossing and backs up traffic. I've waited 30 minutes stuck in traffic because of a stopped train at 5 in the afternoon.
And when slow drivers are in the left lane on the interstate. If somebody is faster than you get out of the way. It's awful when two 18 wheelers get beside each other going 55 mph.
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Fear the Stare!!
Male Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cola, The Other Gamecock City
Posts: 19,648
CockyCash: 26397596 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Malfunction Junction on a Friday. I hated the drive the Charleston for drill on a Friday afternoon knowing I would have to deal with drivers in that area.
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2nd Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Murrells Inlet SC
Posts: 2,677
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1.People who say "Mac-n-cheese" instead of macaroni and cheese.
2.Popped collars. 3.Ketchup-based BBQ sauce. 4.Bon Jovi 5.My wife won't let me wear white pants or seersucker between Labor Day and Easter.
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Game MVP
Male Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Summerville, SC
Posts: 1,735
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
When I go to any store that has shopping carts, and they r just left anywhere in the lot, instead of the corral they were intended to be put in. To me, if u r too lazy to take ur cart to the right place, u r the epitome of what is wrong with this country.
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Storyteller
Male Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: columbia
Posts: 3,793
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
People who say how many BEERS they had last night. You son of a b&@@$, beer is already used as plural! It really grinds me when I hear it b/c I know you're making an effort to sound like a dumbass.........................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh
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