Clowney top comments you've seen online.

[5lbYardcock]

I think V. Smith, Boyd should start a nightmare support group before next year.

[roosterdave]

From the "luggadisfool" guys:

Luggadis fool, His body's on the 30, but his heads on the 20!!

[Lonnie]

"Clowney hit Vincent Smith so hard, he knocked him back into 2012..."

[Gamecock1983]

I'm having a bit of fun with this one on photoshop.

[JaxcockFL]

Nasa relased a statement that a Michigan helmet is expected to reenter the atmosphere at noon tomorrow.

[R.C. Christian]

Originally Posted by gamecockbythesea

I had already begun to compile my own list; here is what I've gathered so far.

I like the way Clowney just plucked the football up off the ground like, hey, this might be that guy’s spleen.

Instead of airing the Rose Bowl, ESPN should just show the Clowney hit on constant repeat for three hours.”

"For the love of God, hurry up and get this guy to the draft before he kills one of these kids."

Arron Murray will declare for the NFL after he gets to see this JC hit! :)!

A Michigan football player just landed in my backyard

The University of Michigan issued a bulletin about a missing helmet that was last seen at the outback bowl. If anyone finds a Michigan football helmet in their yard, please return to the university of Michigan athletics department.

Astronauts in the international space station heard what they thought was space debris hitting the outside of the space station. When they went outside to check for damage, they found a Michigan football helmet.\

Less than 24 hours after it happened, just the two espn videos have 1,633,935 views....

South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier said he's never seen anything like it.
“He doesn't hit that hard in practice,” Spurrier said. “We have a rule. Don't clobber teammates.”

"That wasn't a tackle, it was a hate crime."

Lol. My favorite

[USCremedy]

edit.. just noticed Spurts watermark. nice man! i saw this randomly on my facebook page. its getting around. lol

[Cuck Flemson]

Originally Posted by USCremedy

edit.. just noticed Spurts watermark. nice man! i saw this randomly on my facebook page. its getting around. lol

Yea I posted it....I cant photoshop worth a damn so I get spurt to do my ideas. Spurts the man in photoshop.

[SwimCock]

Originally Posted by 5lbYardcock

I think V. Smith, Boyd should start a nightmare support group before next year.

Do not foget to add Erin Murray to the support group after Clowney tossed him around like a rag doll last year, causing another fumble that was returned by MI6 for a TD.

[BlueHerons]

Pseudo Bret Bielema‏@PseudoBielema
BREAKING NEWS: Michigan team delayed at airport...apparently the flight number is "7" and no one will get on the plane...Clowney

[CockyInSeattle]

This wasn't a quote about the Clowney hit, it was one John Madden said years ago, but it applies:

"That's the kind of hit that when you wake up, your clothes are out of style."

[eightohhthree]

I like the commentary from one of my all time favorites, Jason Taylor. He said 15 years in the League, he can't recall a hit like that in his career. You impress a guy like Jason Taylor, thats saying something. Undoubtedly one of the best to play in the position in the last couple decades.

[Cock Deisel]

After the hit Smith's helmet was waiting for team on the bus and when Michigan re boarded it replied "Hey guys did we win?"

[cockyjordan3]

For those of you on Twitter, Vincent Smith's Helmet has its own account now. It had sever good ones. One of them was along the lines of:

That hit made me feel so... so empty inside.

[USCremedy]

Originally Posted by Cuck Flemson

Yea I posted it....I cant photoshop worth a damn so I get spurt to do my ideas. Spurts the man in photoshop.

Clowney and Shawn Elliot both tweeted that picture. lol.

[USCremedy]

"Roger Goodell has suspended Clowney for the first 4 games of the 2014 NFL season"

[garnetpreacher]

Following the outback bowl clowney was dispatched to Washington, D.C. To knock all of our politicians over the fiscal cliff. Afterward he gave himself a raise.

[Lalli25]

Originally Posted by USCremedy

http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-footb...ipedia-change/

must see... i laughed my ass off at his updated wikipedia page.

This line made me laugh.

Can one hit really cause an entire state to shrink into itself and disappear from the Union? Well, when you start in the four-point stance, find yourself scot-free in the backfield, and are offered up a much smaller running back as a ritual blood sacrifice, the answer is: yes. Of course it can.

[Take-a-Knee]

"POP" Goes the Weasel !!!

[ACPhilson]

Spurt,

Just showed your pic to everyone at the office, including Clemtech fans, and everyone is laughing their ass off. I am stealing this, and making it my desktop wallpaper, because every time I see this gem, I just start laughing. Very creative stuff here.