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Coming back home, one day
Male Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Madison "The City" Mississippi
Posts: 1,780
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.” “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff..” She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?” |
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L-I-V-I-N
Male Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Rock Hill, SC
Posts: 10,900
CockyCash: 45000175 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
...and by the way he doesn't really like your stuff.
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Blue Chip
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pine Ridge
Posts: 655
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
He's left-handed
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RIP Feisty & C-Girl
Female Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: A little town north of Atlanta
Posts: 10,231
CockyCash: 3000500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Sarcastic Cynical S.O.B.
Male Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I'm Standing Right Here!!!
Posts: 4,165
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
He is using your favorite shirt to buff out his Jag.
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Creamy Beige
Male Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: The Bluff
Posts: 755
CockyCash: 410 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Your wife's a quick one!!! you got your hands full sir !!!
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Coming back home, one day
Male Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Madison "The City" Mississippi
Posts: 1,780
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Can't take credit I got that one on line.
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