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Old 01-08-2013, 03:58 PM   #1
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff..”
She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:09 PM   #2
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...and by the way he doesn't really like your stuff.
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:25 PM   #3
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He's left-handed
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:34 AM   #4
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:57 AM   #5
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He is using your favorite shirt to buff out his Jag.
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:11 PM   #6
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Your wife's a quick one!!! you got your hands full sir !!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:48 PM   #7
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Can't take credit I got that one on line.
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