Clowney top comments you've seen online. - Page 3

hellraiser24 · 01-04-2013, 02:20 PM

My dad told me this one, and I think he heard it on ESPN:

"Who won the Outback bowl? That is a Clowney question."

CocksB2BChamps24 · 01-04-2013, 02:32 PM

"One day in the future Vincent Smith is going to have kids, they have already felt that hit."

Carolina_Harv · 01-04-2013, 03:20 PM

This one was the first one I saw and it was in the game thread.....Not my favorite but it made me chuckle.....

Quote:

NASA reported a new satellite in orbit shortly after Clowney's hit and fumble recovery. The satellite appears to be shaped like a football helmet..

This one was on a story wrote about the hit on SB nation I believe or one of the sites.....It made me chuckle as well.

Quote:

I watched a watermelon fly off a flatbed trailer on the interstate in an accident once; it looked a lot like this, minus the gory red explosion of it hitting the pavement. (Thank you, Vincent Smith, for not exploding into a red mist on this hit. No really; thank you so very much for not doing this.)

I think my personal favorite though was the one on his Wikipedia page that has since been removed though!

MBGCock · 01-04-2013, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Who

Favorite.

Cuck Flemson · 01-05-2013, 09:31 PM

Bumpy..Bumpty on up!

MEL · 01-06-2013, 01:16 AM

Didn't Clowney say in his post-game interview that when Smith hit him in the lower area and Clowney went down, Smith laughed about it? Clowney told him he'd get him back. Like I've said before - never laugh at Clowney unless he's telling you a joke.

Superadiabatic · 01-06-2013, 01:32 AM

"THERE'S A HUMAN HEAD INSIDE THAT HELMET!!!!"

Dennis Miller actually said that once while working Monday Night Football, for a second after that hit I thought I'd actually hear one of the ESPN guys say that and mean it.

gamecocks36 · 01-06-2013, 12:15 PM

Just got back from tampa stayed 8 days hung out with clowney,swearinger,ace,taylor,at channel side bowling was a blast JDC hands are so big he was palming the bowling ball.when he made a strike he would holler out im the BEAST,we had a great time.I also will say this some of the michagin players tried to act like asses,but the mich. fans we met where good folks. the only trouble I saw was our own fans being asswholes to our fans.young drunks disrespecting a older gent but he held his own.hell there where 30,000 gamecock fans ready to throw there asses out of the stadium.over all GREAT WIN GREAT GAME AND YES NEXT YEAR IS HERE GO GAMECOCKS.

cockofstono · 01-06-2013, 01:09 PM

Ditka just said on Sunday Countdown
"That was a wake up call and a knockout at the same time."
LOL

Garnet Gamecock · 01-06-2013, 02:53 PM

"When Jadeveon made that hit, car alarms went off in the Raymond James parking lot".

Gyle41386 · 01-08-2013, 09:08 PM

Condensed from a few tweets: ESPN's YouTube page has 10,140 videos. 17 of them have over two million views. Two of those 17 are of Clowney's hit in the Outback Bowl. Most of the other clips are at least 6 months old. Clowney's two clips have a combined ~4.7 million views. In a week.

Carolina4eva · 01-08-2013, 10:29 PM

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was Clowney!

rolinb1 · 01-08-2013, 10:34 PM

Hello!

ScottK · 01-08-2013, 11:03 PM

This isn't a comment, but has anyone watched the quarterback's reaction during the play? It is hilarious - he looks like a kid when they light a firecracker and the fuse burns down faster than expected and blows up right in front of them.

JohnnyB21 · 01-09-2013, 01:20 AM

Recently Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood made appearances to a barbeque at my house, both were wearing Clowney jerseys.

uscGRAD04 · 01-10-2013, 10:42 AM

Thought this was cool. SIAP Paulie from the Dan Patrick show...

Paul Pabst ‏@PaulPabst Cool delivery we got today. Jadeveon Clowney's gloves and the chin strap he wore for the hit vs. Michigan: pic.twitter.com/2gKylEoT

Carolina Pride · 01-10-2013, 11:03 AM

The first day back when Dan Patrick was talking about the hit he said "If i'm Aaron Murray after seeing that hit, I'm going pro now.
-'Why are you going pro?'
-'Did you see that hit?'"

dumpyloser · 01-10-2013, 12:02 PM

Best comment I've seen was from clowney a few minutes ago that said "2 more years in college"

толстый Cock · 01-10-2013, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dumpyloser

Best comment I've seen was from clowney a few minutes ago that said "2 more years in college"

2spurs · 01-10-2013, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dumpyloser

Best comment I've seen was from clowney a few minutes ago that said "2 more years in college"

Highly Doubtful. However, It was a fantastic move by JD to shut up the ones starting rumors he will not be back next year.

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hellraiser24 2nd Team All-SEC Male Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: columbia Posts: 3,331 CockyCash: 1384	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. My dad told me this one, and I think he heard it on ESPN: "Who won the Outback bowl? That is a Clowney question." __________________ "I can do all things through Him who gives me strength" - Philippians 4:13

01-04-2013, 02:32 PM	#42
CocksB2BChamps24 Blue Chip Male Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: West Columbia, South Carolina Posts: 802 CockyCash: 800	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. "One day in the future Vincent Smith is going to have kids, they have already felt that hit." __________________ 3-0 in Eath Valley. 1996. 2010. 2012.

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01-06-2013, 01:16 AM	#46
MEL RIP Feisty & C-Girl Female Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A little town north of Atlanta Posts: 10,240 CockyCash: 3000500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Didn't Clowney say in his post-game interview that when Smith hit him in the lower area and Clowney went down, Smith laughed about it? Clowney told him he'd get him back. Like I've said before - never laugh at Clowney unless he's telling you a joke.

01-06-2013, 01:32 AM	#47
Superadiabatic Blue Chip Male Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Yankee Territory (State College, PA) Posts: 802 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. "THERE'S A HUMAN HEAD INSIDE THAT HELMET!!!!" Dennis Miller actually said that once while working Monday Night Football, for a second after that hit I thought I'd actually hear one of the ESPN guys say that and mean it. __________________ Just beat everyone that's left to beat.

01-06-2013, 12:15 PM	#48
gamecocks36 Walk On Male Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: hodges sc Posts: 27 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Just got back from tampa stayed 8 days hung out with clowney,swearinger,ace,taylor,at channel side bowling was a blast JDC hands are so big he was palming the bowling ball.when he made a strike he would holler out im the BEAST,we had a great time.I also will say this some of the michagin players tried to act like asses,but the mich. fans we met where good folks. the only trouble I saw was our own fans being asswholes to our fans.young drunks disrespecting a older gent but he held his own.hell there where 30,000 gamecock fans ready to throw there asses out of the stadium.over all GREAT WIN GREAT GAME AND YES NEXT YEAR IS HERE GO GAMECOCKS.

01-06-2013, 01:09 PM	#49
cockofstono Visionary Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: at home Posts: 1,679 CockyCash: 501	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Ditka just said on Sunday Countdown "That was a wake up call and a knockout at the same time." LOL __________________

01-06-2013, 02:53 PM	#50
Garnet Gamecock Bowl MVP Male Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Lexington, South Carolina Posts: 2,030 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. "When Jadeveon made that hit, car alarms went off in the Raymond James parking lot". __________________ Cream the Kadiddlehoppers!

01-08-2013, 09:08 PM	#51
Gyle41386 Explosivo Male Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Aiken, SC Posts: 6,312 CockyCash: 1450	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Condensed from a few tweets: ESPN's YouTube page has 10,140 videos. 17 of them have over two million views. Two of those 17 are of Clowney's hit in the Outback Bowl. Most of the other clips are at least 6 months old. Clowney's two clips have a combined ~4.7 million views. In a week. __________________

01-08-2013, 10:29 PM	#52
Carolina4eva Blue Chip Male Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Asheville Posts: 625 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was Clowney! __________________ WIN ANYWAY North Carolina Army National Guard

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01-08-2013, 11:03 PM	#54
ScottK Recruit Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Florence, SC Posts: 179 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. This isn't a comment, but has anyone watched the quarterback's reaction during the play? It is hilarious - he looks like a kid when they light a firecracker and the fuse burns down faster than expected and blows up right in front of them.

01-09-2013, 01:20 AM	#55
JohnnyB21 Blue Chip Male Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Pelion, SC Posts: 807 CockyCash: 520	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Recently Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood made appearances to a barbeque at my house, both were wearing Clowney jerseys. __________________ 34-17 29-7 34-13 27-17 Coming for #5 next season!!! 124-54 in past 4 seasons against Clemson.

01-10-2013, 10:42 AM	#56
uscGRAD04 Starter Male Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Neeses Posts: 1,275 CockyCash: 600	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Thought this was cool. SIAP Paulie from the Dan Patrick show... Paul Pabst ‏@PaulPabst Cool delivery we got today. Jadeveon Clowney's gloves and the chin strap he wore for the hit vs. Michigan: pic.twitter.com/2gKylEoT __________________

01-10-2013, 11:03 AM	#57
Carolina Pride 4-Star Male Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 394 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. The first day back when Dan Patrick was talking about the hit he said "If i'm Aaron Murray after seeing that hit, I'm going pro now. -'Why are you going pro?' -'Did you see that hit?'" __________________ "The winner ain't the one with the fastest car, it's the one who refuses to lose." - Dale Earnhardt

01-10-2013, 12:02 PM	#58
dumpyloser Blue Chip Male Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Gaffney Posts: 621 CockyCash: 500	Re: Clowney top comments you've seen online. Best comment I've seen was from clowney a few minutes ago that said "2 more years in college" __________________ Rule 1 no public urinating !

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