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Old 02-07-2013, 11:26 AM   #21
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Whatever turns her on. If she wants just half, I can do that. It is Valentine's day for crying out loud.
going to 2.25 is half of 4.5...like you said...whatever she wants
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A nice gift... I'm thinking about giving her my d**k in a box
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:03 PM   #23
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A nice gift... I'm thinking about giving her my d**k in a box

You're gonna cut your tallywacker off and put it in a box!? You must really love her and she's very special. That, or you just don't need it anymore.
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She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I'm going to **** her 4 times and give her the People's Elbow.
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:29 PM   #25
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She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I'm going to **** her 4 times and give her the People's Elbow.
Only you would throw in a wrestling reference
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:03 PM   #26
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We never go out to eat on Valentine's Day anymore. It is just too much of a hassle getting reservations and it is always crowded. We will probably go to dinner on the 11th or 12th, and then she will get a card on the 14th. Maybe I should try those Sherry's Berrys that 107.5 is always pimping out.

I am pretty sure we agreed to upgrade our cell phones on Valentine's Day since it has been like 3 years since we got new ones.
Cell phones for Valentine's....how long have you been married......or maybe how long have I been married.
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:16 PM   #27
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Flowers, card, earrings, dinner, happy ending...

My birthday is the 15th, so for my birthday we're going to Charleston for the weekend.

Of note: this thread went from depressing to funny in no time.
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:24 AM   #28
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Just spending time together, that means more than any gift to me!
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:44 AM   #29
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Big night at Subway?
I thought Beezers had the 9 inch subs?
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Old 02-09-2013, 01:46 AM   #30
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Dinner downtown, cards, flowers and the promise of a weekend getaway in the near future.
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Just cut a hole in the box...

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Old 02-10-2013, 05:38 PM   #33
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Gettin my girl a new bag of bacn strips, gonna teach her to balance it on her nose too.



then later in the night we will make hot passionate lovwhat..


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Old 02-10-2013, 08:01 PM   #34
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taking my wife of 13 years to vegas - leave feb 14 - staying at the mirage and we have 2 tickets to the beetles 'love ' show
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:17 PM   #35
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Taking my Babe to the Peddler in Greenville, then going to take her dancing. This will be the first time in the 21 years of our marriage. I don't dance, I have the rhythm and coordination of an epileptic on hot asphalt.
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Old 02-12-2013, 12:06 AM   #36
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Do I have to buy myself a steak and turn on Al Green before I masturbate on Thursday?
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Me and my Lady are waiting a little while, i mean i am giving her flowers and chocolates and such on valentines day, but we are going to go when the crowds, prices, hassle drop, so probably a week. who knows where though.
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Taking my Babe to the Peddler in Greenville, then going to take her dancing. This will be the first time in the 21 years of our marriage. I don't dance, I have the rhythm and coordination of an epileptic on hot asphalt.



Love the Peddler , I go there a lot !!
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IPod touch with a special message etched on the back. (Her birthday and V-Day are less than a week apart.)
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I'm going out of town for my companies national conference ... she's THRILLED about it too
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