Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?

usc90grad · 03-20-2013, 02:11 PM

$2.7M Study: Why Do Lesbians Have Higher 'Risk for Hazardous Drinking'

(CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $2.7 million to study why lesbians are at a higher “risk for hazardous drinking.” The University of Illinois has received grants since 2009 for its project, ”Cumulative Stress and Hazardous Drinking in a Community of Adult Lesbians,” which aims to develop “culturally sensitive” strategies to prevent lesbians from being drunks.

The researchers theorize that lesbians report higher rates of traumatic events, making them more likely to engage in hazardous drinking. Furthermore, the problem may be worse for “lesbians of color,” the researchers say.

cockinraleigh · 03-20-2013, 02:21 PM

dang dude. you on a lesbian kick here lately huh?

simsar4 · 03-20-2013, 02:23 PM

Nothing wrong with a few drunk Lesbians.

keegthecock · 03-20-2013, 02:25 PM

Lack of Protein injections

The Yancey · 03-20-2013, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simsar4

Nothing wrong with a few drunk Lesbians.

Unless they are also in the fat study.

Order 66 · 03-20-2013, 02:37 PM

My mind's version of this study is extremely out of touch with reality.

spareparts · 03-20-2013, 02:43 PM

Fat Drunk Lesbian Mafia = regulate

keegthecock · 03-20-2013, 02:46 PM

Simple answer-

"Bloomberg Bans alcohol sales to Lesbians"

See it is now fixed at least in New York.

stiffolcock · 03-20-2013, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts

Fat Drunk Lesbian Mafia = regulate

fat, drunk and lesbian is no way to go through life son...... sounds oddly familiar....

zappa · 03-20-2013, 03:21 PM

Did you hear about the two fat,drunken lesbian judges?They tried each other.

spareparts · 03-20-2013, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zappa

Did you hear about the two fat,drunken lesbian judges?They tried each other.

I'd say something, but this thread would get moved to the PF

Acockolypse Now · 03-20-2013, 04:04 PM

Fat, drunk, and lesbian are no way to go through life.

Edit.... read through the previous posts before posting.

Ah well...

usc90grad · 03-20-2013, 04:31 PM

I guess a study on why men drink would have been too easy.

TheUSCMike · 03-20-2013, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by usc90grad

I guess a study on why men drink would have been too easy.

We drink because there are too many drunk fat lesbians and they don't get prettier at closin' time.

sandstorm2001 · 03-20-2013, 10:14 PM

We have frat boys in TN butt chugging themselves into a coma and somehow lesbians are at the highest drinking risk? I need to get myself to one of their parties stat.

b381l · 03-20-2013, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey

Unless they are also in the fat study.

Their too fat because they drink too much.

b381l · 03-20-2013, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUSCMike

We drink because there are too many drunk fat lesbians and they don't get prettier at closin' time.

The words pretty and lesbian should never be used in the same sentence.

b381l · 03-20-2013, 11:29 PM

Is the triple sow cow applicable here.

MACXIMVS · 03-20-2013, 11:30 PM

What did 1 lesbo frog say to the other :

Hey we really do taste like chicken

RGHoskins · 03-21-2013, 12:09 AM

I'd give a serious response but this thread would get moved.

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