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From the "big wigs". So I ran and locked the door and hunkered down in my office................wish me luck!
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NOBAMA IN DISGUISE
Male Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 5,888
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What did you do to get your boss fired?
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Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.
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ONE NINE 3
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Hopefully your job will be safe Hog man ... lord knows you don't need anymore time on your hands to drive us insane
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KOLA
Male Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lowcountry
Posts: 2,348
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I tried to tell him he shouldn't be doing that or he'd get fired, but he wouldn't listen.
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Yeah I know right.
Male Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Kokomo
Posts: 2,847
CockyCash: 1021 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Is ONE NINE 3 a homo slogan?
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Cum Laude Cock
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Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?
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ONE NINE 3
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If it was, you would already know about it and wouldn't have to ask ...
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I don't know, I wasn't given details...I hope he didn't, she's hideous. That's a good contest idea though. Come up with the best "hog's boss got fired cause" and I'll give you rep points.
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Cunning Linquist
Male Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Jacksonville
Posts: 6,958
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Cause he covered up for all of Hog's screwups.
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And in these days, when darkness falls early And people rush home to the ones they love You better take a fool's advice and take care of your own One day they're here, Next day they're gone |
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Cum Laude Cock
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That's a classic Seinfeld episode
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Unofficial WDW Expert
Male Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: SC
Posts: 16,642
CockyCash: 1000468 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
So, Lukeskycocker is your boss?
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4-Star
Male Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Greer
Posts: 359
CockyCash: 10264 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hogs boss got fired because he had a motorcycle wreck with the secretary on the back of it...who, by the way, was not his wife.
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needs rep
Male Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cayce
Posts: 6,519
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
He probably got fired for hiring sex offenders.
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CU is in Colorado, Death Valley is in Louisiana, and THE state university in South Carolina is, and always will be, THE University of South Carolina. Tweet that.... |
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Sandlapper Pools
Male Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Richburg, SC
Posts: 1,364
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
With animals....
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Household Name
Male Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Wilmington, NC, America
Posts: 6,520
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Looks like Hog has a chance for a promotion
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NOBAMA IN DISGUISE
Male Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 5,888
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Hog's boss got fired because..........
1. One of the kids escaped from the sweat shop wearing the new, yet to be revealed Miley Cirus line soon to be carried at Target 2. When the CEO pointed at Hog & asked "Who hired that guy" he raised his hand 3. When they finally checked out his credentials it turns out that he actually graduated from Clemson, not Arkie. 4. Something about a bathroom stall & tapping his foot a couple of times.
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Cum Laude Cock
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Hog you work at direct tv?
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