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Old 03-22-2013, 11:26 AM   #1
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From the "big wigs". So I ran and locked the door and hunkered down in my office................wish me luck!
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:29 AM   #2
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What did you do to get your boss fired?
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:30 AM   #3
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What did you do to get your boss fired?

Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:36 AM   #4
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Hopefully your job will be safe Hog man ... lord knows you don't need anymore time on your hands to drive us insane
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:40 AM   #5
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:45 AM   #6
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I tried to tell him he shouldn't be doing that or he'd get fired, but he wouldn't listen.
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:46 AM   #7
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From the "big wigs". So I ran and locked the door and hunkered down in my office................wish me luck!
Watch out, man. They may promote you to his position, and you find yourself with more responsibility, unable to post anymore. I've seen it happen before.
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:46 AM   #8
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Hopefully your job will be safe Hog man ... lord knows you don't need anymore time on your hands to drive us insane

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Old 03-22-2013, 11:48 AM   #9
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Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:49 AM   #10
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If it was, you would already know about it and wouldn't have to ask ...
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Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?

I don't know, I wasn't given details...I hope he didn't, she's hideous.

That's a good contest idea though.

Come up with the best "hog's boss got fired cause" and I'll give you rep points.
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:53 AM   #12
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Cause he covered up for all of Hog's screwups.
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:55 AM   #13
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I don't know, I wasn't given details...I hope he didn't, she's hideous.
That's a classic Seinfeld episode
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Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.
So, Lukeskycocker is your boss?
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Old 03-22-2013, 12:55 PM   #15
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Hogs boss got fired because he had a motorcycle wreck with the secretary on the back of it...who, by the way, was not his wife.
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He probably got fired for hiring sex offenders.
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Looks like Hog has a chance for a promotion
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Hog's boss got fired because..........

1. One of the kids escaped from the sweat shop wearing the new, yet to be revealed Miley Cirus line soon to be carried at Target

2. When the CEO pointed at Hog & asked "Who hired that guy" he raised his hand

3. When they finally checked out his credentials it turns out that he actually graduated from Clemson, not Arkie.

4. Something about a bathroom stall & tapping his foot a couple of times.
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Hog you work at direct tv?
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