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Old 02-04-2014, 07:36 PM   #21
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An inspiration for those of us never referred to as skinny.
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Old 02-04-2014, 08:20 PM   #23
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He is a tub of lard..wow..
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In the highlights I have seen, I'm not sure what he is doing now can be called playing QB. He looks like somebody's fat, drunk uncle playing at a family get together. He just catches the snap and throws screens.
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:46 PM   #25
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There is nothing wrong with being a large mammal.
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Old 02-05-2014, 12:21 AM   #26
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Ah.... the Battleship Lorenzen.

Imagine playing a game of pickup basketball with him.
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Ah.... the Battleship Lorenzen.

Imagine playing a game of pickup basketball with him.
He's like those ginormous people the little Asian dudes have to fight in Kung Fu movies.
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Old 02-05-2014, 01:37 AM   #28
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Looks like a cross between John Daley and Chris Farley. Well when Farley was alive.
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What a fat ass... Just imagine if he would have kept his weight in check and attitude right he may still be in the NFL.. He represents 'Merica quite well.
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If y'all are on twitter just search "Jared Lorenzen" and thank me later... so many funny quips about him.
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Old 02-05-2014, 01:59 PM   #31
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Was looking at Lorenzen quips on twitter and stumbled upon this. Look what Alan Faneca looks like nowadays.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...6323--nfl.html
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Was looking at Lorenzen quips on twitter and stumbled upon this. Look what Alan Faneca looks like nowadays.
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I saw this earlier today too... freaking crazy. He doesn't look the same at all.
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I hated him too. I remember one game at WB he lined up as a receiver, seemingly only for the purpose of roughing up whoever was covering him. The next play though whoever it was left him on the ground...it was awesome. He also got run out of bounds near almost to the mic guy at the time (bald headed ex-cheerleader) and flicked off the whole student section, incognito, when his hand slapped across the back of a speaker. I believe the Mic Guy's words were "Keep walkin, fat boy".
I remember him flipping us off that night. Our students were giving him absolute hell though.
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