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Old 04-22-2014, 09:54 PM   #1
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My dad pulled a fast one on me and drank 5 of my 6 beers, and returned bottles and caps to the holder. I just drank the last one and went back for that crucial second beer, and was peeeeeassed to find all empties.

So I had to scrounge. All I have is Don Q rum, which is good, but no classic mixers. I had one Fresca for carbonation, but it lacks that sweet kick needed for rum. I also have no ice currently. So, I cut up one of my son's grape popsicles and bam, my wife and I agree, that is one sexy ass drank. I call it a Barney.
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Old 04-22-2014, 10:02 PM   #2
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My dad pulled a fast one on me and drank 5 of my 6 beers, and returned bottles and caps to the holder. I just drank the last one and went back for that crucial second beer, and was peeeeeassed to find all empties.

So I had to scrounge. All I have is Don Q rum, which is good, but no classic mixers. I had one Fresca for carbonation, but it lacks that sweet kick needed for rum. I also have no ice currently. So, I cut up one of my son's grape popsicles and bam, my wife and I agree, that is one sexy ass drank. I call it a Barney.
looks like you got some problems....but nothing a wise Cock can't overcome....it's good to see you haven't lost your ingenuity.....
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Old 04-22-2014, 10:02 PM   #3
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Real PD is better.
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My dad pulled a fast one on me and drank 5 of my 6 beers, and returned bottles and caps to the holder. I just drank the last one and went back for that crucial second beer, and was peeeeeassed to find all empties.

So I had to scrounge. All I have is Don Q rum, which is good, but no classic mixers. I had one Fresca for carbonation, but it lacks that sweet kick needed for rum. I also have no ice currently. So, I cut up one of my son's grape popsicles and bam, my wife and I agree, that is one sexy ass drank. I call it a Barney.
you better stop stealing your kid's popsicles or he'll grow up hating you for it....
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Old 04-22-2014, 10:11 PM   #5
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Old 04-22-2014, 10:15 PM   #6
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My dad pulled a fast one on me and drank 5 of my 6 beers, and returned bottles and caps to the holder. I just drank the last one and went back for that crucial second beer, and was peeeeeassed to find all empties.

So I had to scrounge. All I have is Don Q rum, which is good, but no classic mixers. I had one Fresca for carbonation, but it lacks that sweet kick needed for rum. I also have no ice currently. So, I cut up one of my son's grape popsicles and bam, my wife and I agree, that is one sexy ass drank. I call it a Barney.

I see in this thread perfect symmetry. Two fathers wrong two sons. Beautiful. Each pair of ancestry or progeny can view themselves as partners in thoughts, cares and feelings - in wronging or being wronged.

But HeadCockFan, availing yourself of the poetry of relation existing among you, you did, with or without premeditated purpose what as a man of honor you ought not have done! You pursued a course of conduct which, but for the virtue and firmness of being the dearest to the offended party, could have destroyed the entire family. By grace only, you failed to do the injury you recklessly and blindly perpetrated. P.S. - Titties
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Old 04-22-2014, 10:33 PM   #7
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I only see similarities if it was the son's LAST purple popsicle. The wording would indicate it wasn't. But for shame if it was
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Old 04-22-2014, 11:13 PM   #9
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Old 04-23-2014, 01:14 PM   #10
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I had no idea where this thread was going to head based on its title. Maybe you had more than one purple drank.
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Old 04-23-2014, 01:15 PM   #11
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Old 04-23-2014, 03:36 PM   #13
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Just wondering - did you put the popsicle stick back in the wrapper and replace it back in the box?

I can just see your son going back for that crucial second popsicle...
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Just wondering - did you put the popsicle stick back in the wrapper and replace it back in the box?

I can just see your son going back for that crucial second popsicle...


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Old 04-29-2014, 05:24 PM   #15
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My bad, I forgot about this thread. I will do better next time. LOL @ GH though.
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