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Old 09-01-2014, 04:42 PM   #1
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Old 09-01-2014, 04:51 PM   #2
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A pirate walks in to a bar with a paper towel wrapped around his head. Bartender looks at him and says, "hey man, you know you got a bounty on your head?"
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Speaking of pirates...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the crotch of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate replies, "AARRGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!"
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the crotch of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate replies, "AARRGGHHH, it's driving me nuts!"

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The first time I saw a universal remote, I thought to myself, "Well this changes everything!"
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You know the difference between monogamy and polygamy? Polygamy is having one wife too many and monogamy is...I guess there isn't a difference
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