Facebook Status (The Truth)

gamecockfandrew · 11-04-2009, 01:15 PM

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What Your Facebook Status Really Means

by Steve Hofstetter on October 27, 2009

I've had enough of the drama!
No you have not. You love drama. You hate that Gossip Girl isn't a reality show.

The gym kicked my a**!
You recently started working out and want everyone to know. If you worked out more, you'd know that working out produces a greater natural high than facebook comments.

"Quote from a famous person." -Famous Person
It's possible you heard something interesting and wanted to share. More than likely you couldn't think of anything to say, but wanted people to know you still exist.

Back on the market!
You recently broke up with a significant other, and are masking your feelings of loneliness by desperately trying to get attention. Especially if it's in front of your ex. By the way, we all know that dude with you in your facebook picture is actually your cousin.

Ugh!
Something insignificant is wrong. Maybe the person you like (but know is a douchebag) is acting like a douchebag. Or maybe you're an overachiever and someone else in your honors class turned in a paper that was half a page longer than yours. Either way, you know deep down that none of this will matter in a year, but you still want sympathy.

I love my friends! You guys are SOOOOO awesome! Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!!!
You value people who pretend they are friends with you. If it were not for facebook's birthday reminders, you'd have gotten three happy birthdays and they would have all been from your grandmother.

I can't wait for the summer to be over! I miss everyone!
The summer has become a scary reminder of how bad high school was. With every passing day, you are reminded why you went away to school in the first place.

Whatever
You are pretending to be indifferent about something that clearly bothers you, or you wouldn't have addressed it. Indifference is denoted by silence, not cries for help.

Last night was off the chain! I'd tell you about it, but I'm too drunk to remember!
You're mildly clever. But if last night was truly off the chain, you'd be passed out or hung over, not updating your status at 9:00 AM.

I'm lonely!
This one is embarrassingly honest.

I love c**k! I want to b**w everyone!
Your account has been hacked. When you check your Facebook in the computer lab, log out.

HERE

M.C. · 11-04-2009, 01:19 PM

lol

i have had someone hack my account before and put "that i had died" i had tons of people messaging and calling me....

nicstockman · 11-04-2009, 01:20 PM

Haha. Spot on.

TKE226 · 11-04-2009, 01:22 PM

Facebook is ruining this country.

PikeyGamecock · 11-04-2009, 01:23 PM

The gym kicked my a**!
You recently started working out and want everyone to know. If you worked out more, you'd know that working out produces a greater natural high than facebook comments.

So true. Usually this kind of status is followed up the next morning with "Ugh, drank way too much last night, need to hit the gym hard today"

MBGCock · 11-04-2009, 01:27 PM

I had friend make me an account and it sucks. how do you delete it?

johnnyb · 11-04-2009, 01:31 PM

am i the only person under 60 without a facespace or mybook?

MBGCock · 11-04-2009, 01:32 PM

It's not worth your time.

Natalie83 · 11-04-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyb

am i the only person under 60 without a facespace or mybook?

you're under 60?

COCKDIESEL · 11-04-2009, 01:34 PM

What's Facebook?

johnnyb · 11-04-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MBGCock

It's not worth your time.

o i wasnt gonna set one up anyway, i just find it amazing that it is so prevelant

johnnyb · 11-04-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Natalie83

you're under 60?

^^^^^i think this chick is stalking me.......

Natalie83 · 11-04-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyb

^^^^^i think this chick is stalking me.......

That's not the way I heard it.

johnnyb · 11-04-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Natalie83

That's not the way I heard it.

who are you and why wont you just leave me alone!!!!!

Luke Skycocker · 11-04-2009, 01:48 PM

good ole' facebook.

cack™ · 11-04-2009, 02:01 PM

i enjoy facebook ... those that say "it's stupid and gay" ... are those that were outcasts in HS and don't want to see everyone that picked on them

uscfan1 · 11-04-2009, 02:04 PM

then update your status and let everyonw know you appreciate them for giving you attention... and vice versa

just kidding. i don't care

TaterHater1984 · 11-04-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cack™

i enjoy facebook ... those that say "it's stupid and gay" ... are those that were outcasts in HS and don't want to see everyone that picked on them

+1

uscfan1 · 11-04-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TaterHater1984

+1

-1

MBGCock · 11-04-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cack™

i enjoy facebook ... those that say "it's stupid and gay" ... are those that were outcasts in HS and don't want to see everyone that picked on them

Haha, not quite my situation. but yeah it is pretty lame IMO.

11-04-2009, 01:19 PM	#2
M.C. gamecock baby on the way Male Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Denver, NC Posts: 7,807 CockyCash: 344114	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) lol i have had someone hack my account before and put "that i had died" i had tons of people messaging and calling me.... __________________ The one and only "MasterCock" "All you Clemson Tigers can kiss my garnet ass" "Clemson's pussy cats can't handle our Carolina Cocks"

11-04-2009, 01:20 PM	#3
nicstockman www.smokinvette.com Male Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 1,210 CockyCash: 13124	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) Haha. Spot on. __________________

11-04-2009, 01:22 PM	#4
TKE226 Ready for Football Male Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 10,253 CockyCash: 1120276	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) Facebook is ruining this country.

11-04-2009, 01:23 PM	#5
PikeyGamecock Got my hater blockers on Male Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Columbia, South Carolina Posts: 1,429 CockyCash: 1530	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) The gym kicked my a!** You recently started working out and want everyone to know. If you worked out more, you'd know that working out produces a greater natural high than facebook comments. So true. Usually this kind of status is followed up the next morning with "Ugh, drank way too much last night, need to hit the gym hard today" __________________

11-04-2009, 01:27 PM	#6
MBGCock Heisman Candidate Male Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Grand Strand Posts: 18,846 CockyCash: 30568266	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) I had friend make me an account and it sucks. how do you delete it?

11-04-2009, 01:32 PM	#8
MBGCock Heisman Candidate Male Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Grand Strand Posts: 18,846 CockyCash: 30568266	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) It's not worth your time.

11-04-2009, 01:34 PM	#10
COCKDIESEL Thank You Gamecocks!!!!!! Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pine Ridge Posts: 11,184 CockyCash: 24000000	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) What's Facebook? __________________

11-04-2009, 01:48 PM	#15
Luke Skycocker Resident Beatles Expert Male Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Augusta Posts: 16,393 CockyCash: 72821604511	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) good ole' facebook. __________________ GAMECOCKS VS. GOLDEN EAGLES

11-04-2009, 02:01 PM	#16
cack™ Sponsored by Cocktane Male Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 37,138 CockyCash: 317479	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) i enjoy facebook ... those that say "it's stupid and gay" ... are those that were outcasts in HS and don't want to see everyone that picked on them __________________ Click below to become a Facebook fan... Invading stores now!!

11-04-2009, 02:04 PM	#17
uscfan1 The Royal We Male Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: columbia Posts: 3,007 CockyCash: 200	Re: Facebook Status (The Truth) then update your status and let everyonw know you appreciate them for giving you attention... and vice versa just kidding. i don't care

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