Clowney top comments you've seen online.

[Carolina4Life]

What is your favorites?

[Chadlessness]

"I think a Michigan helmet just landed in my back yard"

[Carolina4Life]

"THE NFL IS GOING TO FINE AND SUSPEND BEFORE HE IS DRAFTED"

[JohnnyR2211]

I tried submitting this video to pornhub, but they don't accept rape vids

[Who]

[bcolinc]

That hit was so nasty i had to switch to porn when i walked in

[mercjason]

I just saw his post game interview and when asked if he was surprised the guy got up, he said "he's back, I'll just have to hit him again!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=34JikhIVUNw

[cockypirate]

Somewhere in Michigan there's a guy still trying to figure out how a freight train got on the feild.

[cocknblue]

A lady friend of mine posted on Facebook "I think I got pregnant from that hit"

[gamecockbythesea]

I had already begun to compile my own list; here is what I've gathered so far.

I like the way Clowney just plucked the football up off the ground like, hey, this might be that guy’s spleen.

Instead of airing the Rose Bowl, ESPN should just show the Clowney hit on constant repeat for three hours.”

"For the love of God, hurry up and get this guy to the draft before he kills one of these kids."

Arron Murray will declare for the NFL after he gets to see this JC hit! :)!

A Michigan football player just landed in my backyard

The University of Michigan issued a bulletin about a missing helmet that was last seen at the outback bowl. If anyone finds a Michigan football helmet in their yard, please return to the university of Michigan athletics department.

Astronauts in the international space station heard what they thought was space debris hitting the outside of the space station. When they went outside to check for damage, they found a Michigan football helmet.\

Less than 24 hours after it happened, just the two espn videos have 1,633,935 views....

South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier said he's never seen anything like it.
“He doesn't hit that hard in practice,” Spurrier said. “We have a rule. Don't clobber teammates.”

"That wasn't a tackle, it was a hate crime."

[Cuck Flemson]

Chuck Norris just ordered him a #7 Jersey.

[Cuck Flemson]

Maybe the Jaguars should have Tebow play QB in 2013 so they can Draft Clowney in 2014.

[Wkrice91]

All of the current NFL QBs are lobbying their own coaching staffs to draft this guy. None of them want to play against him

[The Yancey]

From the Mars Rover:

[Cockadiddle]

It's no longer referred to as "The Hit". It's "The Correction".


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[USCremedy]

http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-footb...ipedia-change/

must see... i laughed my ass off at his updated wikipedia page.

[roosterdave]

Frank Martin getting in on the action. Love this guy!

“@GamecockRadio: Frank Martin: "I've only gotten 3 technicals in my career... If I see the ref that called that 1st down Saturday, put me down for my 4th."”

[92Pony]

What do Vincent Smith and Chuck Norris have in common?

They both have Clowney nightmares.

(In case it wasn't easy enough to tell, I thought that one up..... )

[JAYBEZ]

This article is pure awesomeness. Nothing but pure amazement about Clowney.

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/1/2/382...ck-bowl-review

my favorite quote from it:
"Did you see the flutter of his hands on the swim move? It's almost fussy, like a gifted baby tossing a solved Rubik's Cube to the side. Jadeveon Clowney is 19, and by stupid rule has to play one more year in college football. Be terrified. Be utterly and totally terrified."

[BlueHerons]

SB Nation‏@sbnation1 Jan
Jadeveon Clowney killed a man, then PALMED THE BALL. Holy GIF http://sbn.to/Vr0xH6