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Old 02-08-2014, 02:37 PM   #1
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The Duck crew signed a 3yr deal, with a 3yr option, to Sponsor the spring Nascar Cup race at Texas Motor Speedway!

Instead of Miss Sprint in victory lane..... you get Si! LOL

http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-med...up-series.html
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Also, Uncle Si's Tea™ will be introduced and sold at the track!

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I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage
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I like Nascar and all, but that's a little ridiculous. What's next? Honey Boo and the Swamp Boys hosting the race at homestead or Atlanta? Or maybe the host of "Are you faster than a redneck?" hosting the race at Darlington?
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They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage
I'm sick of hearing about Duck Commander, Duck Dynasty.
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They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

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Duck Dynasty sucks bad.
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Old 02-09-2014, 04:46 PM   #10
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Cant do that here. A thread from yesterday was derailed and shut down today for jumping into one of those particular topics.

Duck Dynasty is mind numbing. Its the equivalent of watching one of those Desperate Housewives of "__________" shows. As for Nascar, its just like any other sport. Not for everyone. I don't particularly care for it, but I know some people share the same passion for it as I do for CFB.
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I bet you're a blast to hang out with.
I am, because I like to do things besides sitting around on my ass watching television and following mindless bullshit television programs targeted to morons.

If that's your thing, then yeah, I might be a little too adventurous for you
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I am, because I like to do things besides sitting around on my ass watching television and following mindless bullshit television programs targeted to morons.

If that's your thing, then yeah, I might be a little too adventurous for you
To be fair morons make up the largest television market in the US, so it only makes sense to target shows towards them. I do like me some NASCAR though, so whether I'm a moron or not, I guess that's open to debate.
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To be fair morons make up the largest television market in the US, so it only makes sense to target shows towards them. I do like me some NASCAR though, so whether I'm a moron or not, I guess that's open to debate.
The morons was more about Duck Dynasty. Although I enjoyed NASCAR back in the day when it was more moronic than it is today.
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Old 02-11-2014, 11:46 AM   #14
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These! Every damn show on TV these days is nothing but rednecks. It's pathetic. But I woulnd't put Nascar in the same category as DD
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They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage
Because they are doing things the right way they are douchebags. hmmm... okay.
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They are about 100 years past their expiration date

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Yet you post in the thread

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Because they are doing things the right way they are douchebags. hmmm... okay.
No. They are douchebags because they put themselves out there as being completely genuine, when the whole thing is a marketing set up.
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Lets see... Starting a company in your shed and finding success through hard work and perseverance- check.
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Getting paid to cut up with your family and friends on your own TV show- check.

Yep, there's a lot to despise, right there! Where's my remote?!?!
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Y'all realize this is a company sponsoring a race, just like every other race is sponsored by a company.
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Lets see... Starting a company in your shed and finding success through hard work and perseverance- check.
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Getting paid to cut up with your family and friends on your own TV show- check.

Yep, there's a lot to despise, right there! Where's my remote?!?!
Getting paid to play some phony southern caricatures in a scripted "reality" show - check.

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