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Yesterday, i noticed guy's left leg. It was three feet longer than his arms. Trying to prove his normalcy but unfortunately Jimmy Carter was dead. Jimmy died from a made sandwich! He dropped many bombs over his state because Jimmy's hotdog's wife went crazy at dinner. She cooked/cheated/stole men raked the potatoes off the counter. Then Jimmy Stewart crashed his looking glass and broke his hand on a shard. Police investigating the scene found traces of blood laced semen on cats belonging to the wife hotdog. Susie drove her kinky sister insane and made out with her brother Chris. He loved cucumbers, especially big long curved cucumbers. They excited aardvarks with long sticks poked inside their house floors. Jumping crickets humped the bed post upside down. Tonight, garbage exploded diapers everywhere and clouds of cotton balls that hung over the dishwasher while suds flowed all over her ass. Then the maid cleaned her panties in clorox because the humped feverishly the homey couch arm. What noticed an ugly maid wearing jorts with tattoos all over her lower stomach? Well, a pimp named Jemarcus the bashful handsome certainly gentlemenly douchebag Ryan couldn't keep down a pimp beer spiked with cocaine so midgets the hoe bought a hairy mattress covered in chocolate brownies and cheese sticks. The sheep smelled like silly Clemson corn nugget holes. Each sheep tried dodging huge meteors while singing their praise Datzbow cried. His mother wanted some spooning time but screwing requires energy, effort, money, paper bags, towels, pudding, tampons, spurs, winning games, and people who don't spoon with cats that eat hotdogs with their cereal. Poor bulldogs, Trix contain chemicals that cause herpes, arrest, biting, and bleeding in hospitals all Clemson were forced into performing leude actions with Refsnyder's mother. After fireworks interrupted fantasies about rollerblading around Mexico, many pygmy hippos took refuge under the golden retriever hiding behind moms. The polar bear skated, squatted, scratched through Parliament oils extracting fluids from his rear end. Next thing that I thought was what will she use to shave down her pits. Gorilla storm troopers ravaged the granny skank ho bag by the shore. People watching laughed continually at masterbaitors stroking softly at turtles wondering why strange aliens teleported from Europe. The chicken crossed the turnpike. Meanwhile, goats in surgery because giant shrimp plugged cords inside incubators that housed turnips covered in vaginal fluids after midnight. The cards played posed a problem, jumping jacks bounced over small kings dancing with stocking Madonna figurines dressed in camoflage, hiding from those Albanian cross-dressers that perused lingerie that was drenched with baby jelly bean. My Barbie doll fell awkwardly on the hen house. Simultaneously, Ken began motorboating his pet duck name Puddles McQuackenstein. Hamsters, gerbils and caterpillars scurried about frivolously trying to keep mangy cougars "hoo-ah" big and juicy sweet. Strawberry bubbles blowing high above fluffy clouds were blackbirds pecking at windows on the satellites positioned orbiting the planet Valavustra. Valavustrians attacked the natives with lasers trogdolytes connected by Twizzlers. Before war broke out, large Ptersaurs returned from the circus to display power. Extinct animals haven't eaten hairy gobstoppers lately because because those hard, terrible looking penguins enjoy pop-tarts religiously. What idiots to funny an aardvark by burning buffalo inside their lawnmowers. Incoherant, psychopath Clemson students suck very large strawberry lollipops dipped in Macsauce tainted crap colored sprinkles that tasted like sour Milk Duds from Memphis, Tennessee. When Tyler turned gay, he sodomized small cracks, every and all the time and while horses crapped in his pants!.. until Tyler wanted his pants fresh and clean with edible underwear, licorice flavored. Then, when sin inherited the giant Dingleberry it infiltrated her special shaved orangutan named Harry Johnson who loves butter beans and bacon wrapped shrimp. Consequently, the cook shot tobasco sauce all over this woman's bodacious boobs while the captain rains down smelly milk. Meanwhile, some gypsy ate raw goat testicles; YUMMY! While large bunnies tackled Captain Crunch, Hulk decided that he needed to disembowel, thus he cleaned his toenail with Betadine, causing questioning by waterboarding on tv is homophobic. After that, Hulk got blue-lighted at the club after party got Kaka wanting to hook up slept with his mom in college at platinum plus. However, massive boobs attracted Bertaholic towards dirty hoes, shaking balls of jello in my gnome garden. When GH tried to juggle beer without drinking a shot of Cocktane but fell overboard without a chance to grab huge goat doll head. Metalrush24 ran soooooooooooo hard that he busted his nut by looking at bare naked transexual squirrel nuts soaked in cherry limeade with sprinkles. Doctors tried reattatching the severed unit but it was entirely too mangled. She called Berry's hotline for advice but he wanted to talk about porn and wild turkeys engaging in extraterrestrial bungalows with ninety seven women. However, some of the kangaroos had enlarged so Berry licked himself all over thinking about huge breast implants that were huge on himself. Transvestites clawed and scratched where it tasted fishy and it felt like moldy cheese that smelled similar to Luke's sweat feet odors. That night, when giant scorpians sodomized intoxicated bums who wanted crystal meth from Tennessee when Big-Foot farted. It started raining beer once the bridge collapsed and beer flowed across it, causing a major catastrophic flood that destroyed half of cockytalk before it died. Aaron thought mindlessly about getting new breast implanted but he decided to travel to Hong Kong with sasquatch under a tree, reading Playboy articles covered in sticky, smelly Hollandaise sauce. Suddenly, Democrats crowded Hillary Clinton's desk. Monica opened Bill's fly while Hillary smoked weed on top of her while Bill played with his saxophone and blew bubbles all over sheep's wool covered with syrup. Colin Cowherd complained about Lebron. Space this year will develop into quite a playground with zero tolerance jumping beans, research, and Gene Hackman. Cloning Transformers and Smurfs were looking strangely around the sparkling rear panty store getting ready to pull fingers and lips with whip cream, G string, and low rise jeans barely covering all sorts of smurfberries that glittered like a diamond ring . On steroids was Yoda because he prefers green meat sandwiches filled with bacon grease and chocolate bunnies with cherries on top, taste the freshness of the rainbow. Justin Timberlake grinded Berry's teeth with garnet glasses drenched in cocktane infused with butter cream frosting. Meanwhile, Barbara laid the flooring in her large, deep, dark, moist, odorous, basement. Eventually, trolls came to Clemson and took pictures of Manbearpig beating the smelly sauce drippings from their cattle. Obviously, Manbearpig said RAWR causing Devin the gatekeeper to jerk away all night long. Unfortunately, the jerking didn't pleasure himself enough to yell Yahtzee!, so he went to Yancey and learned that strippers have moist toenails because they stuff them into baby oil with their fingers inserted gasoline into his anus repeatedly, causing flames to exit from his rectum. Having continuously suffered rough burns on his anus, cocky101 achieves the best anus-burning prevention cream because it tasted like sweet tarts that had sour filing, ew! Suddenly, Analyst complained that STEPHONGILMOREFAN! was an informer that gave fantastic commentary regarding recruits that play beer-pong at Wendy's brothel. It requires steady brain nerves to concentrate on tasks dealing with fried pickles because they emit sexy sounds that groan magical spells from Idaho. Berry might caress watermelons with his uvula that swells as he treks through Australia. The kangaroos boxed until one jumped on top of carolinafan111, resulting in bruised ovaries for carolinafan111. Homes in Brazil are waxed clean of all remaining algae and boogers every day. Later, giants stole blueberries from their tiny mothers because they love boobies that sag and wobble when cats pounce on grapefruit flavored wine was (I'm going to Georgia on wednesday. I can join the League.) getting tipsy until Luke ruined everything! He dropped four buttloads of Rumplemintz, only to realize that he ate sour meatballs covered in melted horseraddish. It looked scrumptious because Berry Manilow peed on the main burner while Rupaul was dancing flamboyantly around a purple headed scented marker that smelled like goat cheese. In the Alaskan wildfire, eskimos and wolves sleep at the Holiday Inn Express where men spank the penis with the other penises and belts that sting like hornets and wasps. Polar bears iced legs are cold and creamy with rotten eggs that smelled similar to dead squirrels with nuts. Reindeer were flying above my towering nipples that called me to suck ...

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