Where is Spareparts?

[Acockolypse Now]

Whew.

I had hired this guy to find you:



Guess I can tell him he's not needed now.

[MEL]

Originally Posted by spareparts

You guys are seriously looney, who was that outside my window last night?

In all seriousness I appreciate the concern. Nothing is wrong but there's just lots of crazy stuff happening, wife out of work for a bit, not a major illness but enough to occupy us.

Thanks yall

Oh, thank goodness!!! I was worried an alien had abducted you and you'd never be back.

Seriously, I'm glad everything is ok. It's good to see you post again. Can you tell we all had Spareparts withdrawals?

[keegthecock]

OK, anybody else find this kind of fishy??? There is a thread & then all of a sudden, Spare shows up to tell us it is all OK.

Here is my theory........ while infiltrating enemy lines in Columbus, Spare was captured, stripped & beaten, tied to a tree and left with a bowl of kibbles & Bits. His captors finally turned on his cell phone to notice that it was open to the Cockytalk App, found the thread & to protect from being detected they posted on behalf of Spare.

We need to send in the Seal Team to free him. For all that is holy, they intend to start feeding him only Sauerkraut balls & force him to listen to Polka music soon.

[spareparts]

Originally Posted by keegthecock

and left with a bowl of kibbles & Bits.

You are totally wrong. K&B is like fine dining in Ohio - can you imagine the much needed protein a growing child in Cleveland could get off a K&B and bologna sandwich?

They wouldn't leave Kibbles and Bits for a prisoner, that's too fine cuisine.

You have to remember that you get alot more protein in a can of cat food than in a block of cheddar cheese, making it the Ohioan's snack of choice. That's how they regulate the thigh expansion timed with the annual lack-of-sunlight/salty car months. Since they spend the entire six-month period between October and April sitting on their ass waiting for the monthly union meetings and pizza delivery, with the occasional Myrtle Beach trip somewhere in between, they have to diet somehow, and pet food gives them a reasonable high-protein, low-cal alternative to pork rind pizzas.

Alpo is like a superfood in Ohio.

[keegthecock]

Originally Posted by spareparts

You are totally wrong. K&B is like fine dining in Ohio - can you imagine the much needed protein a growing child in Cleveland could get off a K&B and bologna sandwich?

They wouldn't leave Kibbles and Bits for a prisoner, that's too fine cuisine.

You have to remember that you get alot more protein in a can of cat food than in a block of cheddar cheese, making it the Ohioan's snack of choice. That's how they regulate the thigh expansion timed with the annual lack-of-sunlight/salty car months. Since they spend the entire six-month period between October and April sitting on their ass waiting for the monthly union meetings and pizza delivery, with the occasional Myrtle Beach trip somewhere in between, they have to diet somehow, and pet food gives them a reasonable high-protein, low-cal alternative to pork rind pizzas.

Alpo is like a superfood in Ohio.

He's Free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! I know he escaped because there is no way that this isn't Spare! Welcome back buddy