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Old 08-01-2012, 08:40 PM   #221
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I don't know, I think I like Lolo better, but she has her convictions. That could create an issue.
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I know what you mean but...

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Check this shit out...

there have been a lot of post in this thread over the years....here is the break down of the post in this particular thread:


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And why do you think people are drawn to this thread?
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And why do you think people are drawn to this thread?

I have no idea. Really I don't. I think it is because a click costs nothing.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

So beauty is not a characteristic of the observed object but rather described and defines the observer.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

So beauty is not a characteristic of the observed object but rather described and defines the observer.
Are you calling me beautiful? Because that is the second nicest thing a guy has said to me today.
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Are you calling me beautiful? Because that is the second nicest thing a guy has said to me today.
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but what was the first?

praytell, was it: "Sir, your teeth are the whitest I've come across. Keep the change." [remove editor's notes]
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Someone told me earlier today: They wished they could be more like me. It was in reference to my calmness in stressful situations.
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I like the random nature of the thread, and the people that post in it.

...by the way GH, THANK YOU for your service and for molding so many young men into the soldiers our country needs. They will contribute so much to our society in the coming years and you had a direct influence on that. Kudos for making a difference.
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The little saver newsletter gets dropped on my lawn every week. I certainly appreciate that the distributers offered me a chance to get in on the weekly savings but I decline.
For me it is equal to a stranger dropping by my house once a week, putting garbage on my lawn and saying, "Hey, throw this away for me."

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I like the random nature of the thread, and the people that post in it.

...by the way GH, THANK YOU for your service and for molding so many young men into the soldiers our country needs. They will contribute so much to our society in the coming years and you had a direct influence on that. Kudos for making a difference.

Thank you very much A. Now. One of the things I found through this experience is that these guys and girls come to us as kids straight out of high school and their parents house and they have strong drive to be responsible adults and citizens. I love that and I cannot talk bad about the youth of this nation. There are so many different backgrounds and experiences and social structures these people come from but they want to wear the uniform. For better and worse, I let them know what that entails physically and mentally right away.
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For me it is equal to a stranger dropping by my house once a week, putting garbage on my lawn and saying, "Hey, throw this away for me."


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Old 08-19-2012, 12:11 PM   #235
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I am currently searching for a room in Fayetteville, NC for the next three years. Craigslist is one of the places I am looking. There is a section of craigslist that has the very best of weird postings.

Listen, I am not saying I am opposed to being an apprentice.

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I am preparing to make my debut as Raleigh's first masked Crime-Fighter/Caped-Crusader/Masked Avenger/Protector of Truth and the Innocent, and am in need of a sidekick. Perhaps you have seen my post in the N&O regarding this position opening. I need someone who is available nights and weekends, and who can supply their own costume. I have a car that will be the crime fighting mobile, as yet to be named (that name depends upon the name I chose for my crime-fighting alter ego). It would be cool if you could help out with gas money sometimes, though, if I happen to be short here and there. Discretion is a must as no one must learn of our TRUE IDENTITIES! If they are compromised, so will be our crime-fighting efficacy. This is more of an unpaid internship type situation, so if you're looking to get rich, this might not be for you. Although I would not be surprised if we are presented the KEY TO THE CITY soon after our criminal-foiling commences. If you're looking to fight evil in all its forms and be a beacon of truth and justice, then you have come to the right place. Please send a resume to this post in response. All serious applicants considered. Finalists will be granted a masked "face-to-face" interview in my secret lair, after which, if you are hired, you will learn my TRUE IDENTITY. This is not a sexual thing, although I think we should wear fairly tight-fitting costumes, as we will be scaling fire escapes and leaping from rooftop to rooftop, and will have enough to deal with having capes, much less baggy shorts or something of the like. I should mention that my costume so far consists of a kelly green cape, so that color is taken. You should be encouraged, however, to know that you will be free to pick your own color scheme and costume. I only ask that it semi-compliment mine. I will not discriminate on basis of gender, religion, race, or anything like that- but if someone is pretty buff it is a no-brainer that they will move to the front of the line. I will consider a skinny or out-of-shape person with the right attitude, however, as wonders can be done with a little neoprene padding under lycra! I look forward to perusing your resumes, and all reasonable applicant replies will get a response from me, Raleigh's Avenger of Justice and Freedom as yet to be named!
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If there is one thing the Incredibles taught me, it's to never wear a cape.

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The amount taken out for social security is 6.2%. For medicare is 1.45%. Total taken out for both amounts is 7.65%. Your employer pays another 7.65%

Every few years, go to the SSA website and request a copy of your earnings and benefits

http://www.ssa.gov/

Also, try saving at least 7.65% of your gross income and investing it. You will have a lot more income when it comes time for you to retire,
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I've always wanted to post in this thread.

Now I have done that.
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The amount taken out for social security is 6.2%. For medicare is 1.45%. Total taken out for both amounts is 7.65%. Your employer pays another 7.65%

Every few years, go to the SSA website and request a copy of your earnings and benefits

http://www.ssa.gov/

Also, try saving at least 7.65% of your gross income and investing it. You will have a lot more income when it comes time for you to retire,
True. However retirement is just one of your SS benefits. If you die early it provides for your spouse and children. If you become disabled it provides for you. Ideally in addition to SS you should have other short, mid, and long term investment vehicles. If young a whole life insurance policy. A Roth IRA. 401K and such if offered. A Holiday fund account. An emergency savings account to keep you afloat for 90 days in the case of disaster. Other savings and investments for specific needs such as car, home, vacation, etc. An independent financial planner who is certified in tax, insurance, and investments can be extremely helpful in putting you on the right track and maximizing your returns.
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I've always wanted to post in this thread.

Now I have done that.















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