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01-24-2011, 03:49 PM
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2nd Team All-SEC
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Gifts for the Teacher
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy..............."It's a puppy!" |
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01-24-2011, 03:53 PM
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GO SPURRIER AND COMPANY
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: TOO CLOSE TO THE MAGGOT BAGS OF VOMIT
Posts: 26,818
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Re: Gifts for the Teacher
 Reminds me of Aunt Edna and the Griswalds !!!
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01-24-2011, 05:04 PM
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Do What Feels Right
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Columbia
Posts: 31,986
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Re: Gifts for the Teacher
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