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Old 04-19-2017, 07:56 AM   #1
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Ever noticed how some cars attract a certain type of person? Not always...just sometimes. So, let's be rude and presumptuous while generalize the type of person who drives certain car makes.

A few that pop into my mind:
  • The Honda Civic Si (90s) with tuner stickers and a loud obnoxious muffler
  • Corvette
  • Infiniti G37S
  • Jeep Wrangler with large tires
  • Mazda Miata with roll bar
  • Prius (Coexist sticker optional)
  • F150 with steel balls dangling from trailer hitch
  • Mini Cooper

Tell me about these drivers. Add your own.

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Old 04-19-2017, 08:07 AM   #2
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Ever noticed how some cars attract a certain type of person? Not always...just sometimes. So, let's be rude and presumptuous while generalize the type of person who drives certain car makes.

A few that pop into my mind:
  • The Honda Civic Si (90s) with tuner stickers and a loud obnoxious muffler Driver is skinny but openly dates heavy women. Nickelback and Korn CDs in the car. Marlboro Gold butts everywhere.
  • Corvette - Cialis. Lives in a nice apartment and goes to the pool all summer. Saw The Eagles' "Hell Freezes Over" tour 3X
  • Infiniti G37S - wanted an Audi S4 but couldn't afford it. Wears Drakkar and has affairs with airheaded 21 y/o girls deluded into thinking he's rich
  • Jeep Wrangler with large tires - tiny penis
  • Mazda Miata with roll bar - wears newsboy caps. Gray headed. Shops at Tommy Bahama. Thinks he's a great driver. Plays Suite Judy Blue Eyes while driving the Blue Ridge Parkway.
  • Prius (Coexist sticker optional) - no comment needed for fear of temporary banning
  • F150 with steel balls dangling from trailer hitch - has a Skynyrd tattoo and Cerwin Vegas in his double wide
  • Mini Cooper - woman in her mid-50s who is aching for an affair

Tell me about these drivers. Add your own.

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Old 04-19-2017, 08:42 AM   #7
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The Honda Civic Si (90s) with tuner stickers and a loud obnoxious muffler

Listens exclusively to whatever is the newest rap album via a sound system that is easily 4x the value of the car itself. Purchases Philly Blunts and Black n' Milds on a semi regular basis. The vehicle has self-tinted windows with at least one or two noticeable bubbles. He lives either in a low-income apartment or a run-down single-wide trailer with either a doberman or a rotweiler chained out back.

Corvette

This guy is older than 45, and this is his dream car. Upon purchasing the vehicle, he suddenly became a member of Corvette groups all around the area. He frequently brings up the fact that he owns the vehicle, even when the topic of discussion is completely irrelevant.

Jeep Wrangler with large tires

Subscribes to Field and Stream magazine, owns at least one firearm, but he never goes hunting or fishing. You must travel down a dirt road to his home, which is situated in what used to be a watermelon field. The home is a double wide trailer with a deck built onto it.

Prius (Coexist sticker optional)

This is a vegetarian. This person has a lot of opinions on a lot of different topics, and he/she will gladly inform you of those opinions. Many times though, this person has no reason to even care about the topic one way or another. Instead this person feels the need to have a cause to 'fight' for.

F150 with steel balls dangling from trailer hitch

All of the same stuff with the Jeep, but this guy actually does go hunting and fishing. Unfortunately, he probably sucks at it. This guy drinks Bud Lite exclusively, listens to whatever popular country station is in the area, and thinks that tree patterned camoflage is acceptable attire for most situations.

Mini Cooper

This guy saw The Bank Job, and subsequently bought this car.



c class mercedes

This is an older gentleman who grew up in a rich family. He took over his father's business, and reaped the subsequent rewards of successful business ventures. He has a vacation house in Hilton Head where he spends his days golfing and walking around the beach in nothing more than a speedo. He has never performed a minute of hard work in his life, and he thinks that those who do are somehow lazy. He listens to Barry Manilow and Ann Murray as he rides around town, all the while his turn signal is on.


Toyota Tacoma TRD Sport

This is an extremely intelligent human being. He is loved by all women, and envied by all men.
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Nissan Maxima

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Old 04-19-2017, 10:00 AM   #11
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Anything with an obnoxious muffler on it...seriously why
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This is an older gentleman who grew up in a rich family. He took over his father's business, and reaped the subsequent rewards of successful business ventures. He has a vacation house in Hilton Head where he spends his days golfing and walking around the beach in nothing more than a speedo. He has never performed a minute of hard work in his life, and he thinks that those who do are somehow lazy. He listens to Barry Manilow and Ann Murray as he rides around town, all the while his turn signal is on.
C Class always felt like a girls first car out of college before she eventually upgraded to ML, GL or E Wagon.
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Chevy Z71 with a brush gaurd, yakima bike rack on top, flow master exhaust, ducks unlimited sticker, yeti sticker and a join cca sticker - frat kid that has short khaki shorts, polo shirt with the collar flipped, rainbow flip flops, wears costa sunglasses with a croakie, even at night and his favorite beer is PBR.
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Toyota Camry

Mom and Dad bought this car for him/her to travel back and forth to college. It's both reliable and inexpensive. The latter is the important part, because the parents are already shelling out money from their reitrement fund to put this little brat through school. All he had to do was get halfway decent grades and earn a scholarship, but I guess that was just too much to ask. He should feel grateful to even have a car. When I was his age, I walked to college 16 miles in the snow, up hill both ways.
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Nissan Maxima- black guy

Dodge Charger- redneck white guy who couldn't afford a vet

Ford Explorer- soccer mom with two kids, 3rd kid is on the way and will soon be trading the explorer in on a minivan.

Toyota Camry- old woman who sucks at driving or teenage girl who also sucks at driving
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Cute college age girl in a 98 Buick Riviera.

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Chevy Z71 with a brush gaurd, yakima bike rack on top, flow master exhaust, ducks unlimited sticker, yeti sticker and a join cca sticker - frat kid that has short khaki shorts, polo shirt with the collar flipped, rainbow flip flops, wears costa sunglasses with a croakie, even at night and his favorite beer is PBR.


I was going to say this for Toyota Forerunner with a roof rack with those flood lights on it.
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BMW - mid 30's white guy who got whatever job he has due to daddy's connections even though he is under qualified. Generally a douchebag and drives like one too.
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