Roast of Charlie Sheen

SNEEZ · 09-19-2011, 10:11 PM

anyone else watching?

Charlie looks AWFUL close to death.

bertoholic · 09-19-2011, 10:13 PM

#winning?

cockster10 · 09-19-2011, 10:13 PM

what channel is this on?

SNEEZ · 09-19-2011, 10:14 PM

Comedy Central

HAHAHAHAAH

John Lovitz
"How much Blow can Charlie Sheen do?"

Enough to Kill Two and a Half men

i lol'd hard

pantera17 · 09-19-2011, 10:16 PM

omg sneez thats such an oldddddd joke.

Captain9Dragons · 09-19-2011, 10:23 PM

is that muammar?

khosk · 09-19-2011, 10:30 PM

Not very good so far.

SNEEZ · 09-19-2011, 10:56 PM

so far, only about 2-3 lol moments.

Pantera...I don't watch tv outside of sports, I just happen to be at my best friends house and they flipped to it during a commercial

05USCGrad · 09-19-2011, 11:02 PM

tyson was the best

LimpCock · 09-20-2011, 09:05 AM

the ryan dunn joke went a little far

Sweet Pea · 09-20-2011, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LimpCock

the ryan dunn joke went a little far

Yea that was pretty lame. That girl seemed to rub alot of folks the wrong way.

Did anyone see steve-o's dumbass break his own nose on Tyson's fist?

Captain9Dragons · 09-20-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Pea

Yea that was pretty lame. That girl seemed to rub alot of folks the wrong way.

Did anyone see steve-o's dumbass break his own nose on Tyson's fist?

yep

In that line up, Tyson seemed to be a decent fella.

Sweet Pea · 09-20-2011, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain9Dragons

yep

In that line up, Tyson seemed to be a decent fella.

He was a good sport. Patrice O'neal on the other hand looked like he was truly offended by some of what was said. Some of those folks throw some pretty low blows.

SNEEZ · 09-20-2011, 10:09 AM

A few thoughts...it's a ROAST, its not nice, its NOT Politically Correct...its ASSHOLES BEING ASSHOLES andd having a GET AWAY WITH IT CARD...I'd LOVE to do a roast on someone like that, hel I've been banned like 10 times for single statements...they'd arrest and exile me if it were a complete Roast.

Tyson was way too drunk to be allowed to speak, imho

I was disappointed however...

I WAS and AM a supporter of Charlie Sheen...I know people said he's insane, crazy blah blah...I think he honestly has it together...seriously. He said some crazy thing in his rant(way back when he was fired) but if you take it as symbolic, there's a TON of truth in it

It was the most hedonist-philosophically believable statement I've heard, and I've listene to enough philosophers rant about things they believe but never experience.

Here's to another 30 years of SHEENIOUS!

Wingman · 09-20-2011, 10:13 AM

At one time I tried to locate uncensored versions of these roasts. I was unsuccessful.

Mr. Burns · 09-20-2011, 10:16 AM

Mike Tyson was more cracked out than Sheen and Steve-O combined (although they're both sober now...riiight).

What do you call a line of coke on a dick? A Sheenis!

Jeffery Ross was the best roaster, again. He's doing well at becoming the new heavyweight roaster, like Greg Giraldo before him.

SNEEZ · 09-20-2011, 10:22 AM

my roomate was looking for Lisa Lampenelli?(idk her, 1st roast I've ever seen)

Sweet Pea · 09-20-2011, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Burns

Mike Tyson was more cracked out than Sheen and Steve-O combined (although they're both sober now...riiight).

What do you call a line of coke on a dick? A Sheenis!

Jeffery Ross was the best roaster, again. He's doing well at becoming the new heavyweight roaster, like Greg Giraldo before him.

Yea he is, GG set the bar high though

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNEEZ

my roomate was looking for Lisa Lampenelli?(idk her, 1st roast I've ever seen)

She wasn't on there

SNEEZ · 09-20-2011, 10:25 AM

I know, but I was just saying that he was disappointed she wasn't there.

Sweet Pea · 09-20-2011, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNEEZ

I know, but I was just saying that he was disappointed she wasn't there.

meh...all they usually do is make jokes about her sleeping with black men and being able to park a VW in her vag..funny but you hear it enough

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09-19-2011, 10:11 PM	#1
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Roast of Charlie Sheen anyone else watching? Charlie looks AWFUL close to death.

09-19-2011, 10:13 PM	#2
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09-19-2011, 10:13 PM	#3
cockster10 Banned Male Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: one stop light town Posts: 648 CockyCash: 4357	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen what channel is this on?

09-19-2011, 10:14 PM	#4
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen Comedy Central HAHAHAHAAH John Lovitz "How much Blow can Charlie Sheen do?" Enough to Kill Two and a Half men i lol'd hard

09-19-2011, 10:16 PM	#5
pantera17 Banned Male Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Columbia SC Posts: 12,054 CockyCash: 1057615	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen omg sneez thats such an oldddddd joke.

09-19-2011, 10:23 PM	#6
Captain9Dragons Forest Grump Male Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Erastus,NC Posts: 8,569 CockyCash: 24891820	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen is that muammar?

09-19-2011, 10:30 PM	#7
khosk Administrator Male Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Simpsonville, SC Posts: 12,364 CockyCash: 109993	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen Not very good so far.

09-19-2011, 10:56 PM	#8
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen so far, only about 2-3 lol moments. Pantera...I don't watch tv outside of sports, I just happen to be at my best friends house and they flipped to it during a commercial

09-19-2011, 11:02 PM	#9
05USCGrad i'm probably lying Male Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Columbia, SC, USSA Posts: 2,522 CockyCash: 100950	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen tyson was the best __________________

09-20-2011, 09:05 AM	#10
LimpCock Blackout Male Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pound Town Posts: 1,268 CockyCash: 13758453	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen the ryan dunn joke went a little far __________________ If I get an erection that lasts for more than four hours, she's going to be the one going to the hospital.

09-20-2011, 10:09 AM	#14
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen A few thoughts...it's a ROAST, its not nice, its NOT Politically Correct...its ASSHOLES BEING ASSHOLES andd having a GET AWAY WITH IT CARD...I'd LOVE to do a roast on someone like that, hel I've been banned like 10 times for single statements...they'd arrest and exile me if it were a complete Roast. Tyson was way too drunk to be allowed to speak, imho I was disappointed however... I WAS and AM a supporter of Charlie Sheen...I know people said he's insane, crazy blah blah...I think he honestly has it together...seriously. He said some crazy thing in his rant(way back when he was fired) but if you take it as symbolic, there's a TON of truth in it It was the most hedonist-philosophically believable statement I've heard, and I've listene to enough philosophers rant about things they believe but never experience. Here's to another 30 years of SHEENIOUS!

09-20-2011, 10:13 AM	#15
Wingman Gamecock baseball fan Male Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: East Cola Posts: 274 CockyCash: 200	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen At one time I tried to locate uncensored versions of these roasts. I was unsuccessful.

09-20-2011, 10:16 AM	#16
Mr. Burns No Soul Male Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 6,001 CockyCash: 447110	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen Mike Tyson was more cracked out than Sheen and Steve-O combined (although they're both sober now...riiight). What do you call a line of coke on a dick? A Sheenis! Jeffery Ross was the best roaster, again. He's doing well at becoming the new heavyweight roaster, like Greg Giraldo before him. __________________

09-20-2011, 10:22 AM	#17
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen my roomate was looking for Lisa Lampenelli?(idk her, 1st roast I've ever seen)

09-20-2011, 10:25 AM	#19
SNEEZ Banned Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 25,610 CockyCash: 24013420	Re: Roast of Charlie Sheen I know, but I was just saying that he was disappointed she wasn't there.

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