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Old 11-15-2012, 09:38 PM   #1
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I enjoy bad movies. REALLY bad movies. movies so utterly awful they are a blast to watch here are a few of mine:

Fantasy Mission Force This was the movie that introduced me to the whole world of bad movies. It is set in the WWII era... sort of. I'm not certain what this movie is about but there are Japanese Nazis, an American General named Abraham Lincoln, a tribe of amazon women, a haunted house, hopping vampires, two wierd Chinese guys in kilts, and oh yeah Jackie Chan. It is a strange LSD trip sort of movie that is literally zany. When I say I don't know what it is about welll... lets just say the Nazis look like they are straight from a ad Max movie and they drive 1970's American cars with Swastikas spray painted on the doors....

Samurai Cop Dear mercy what a stupid movie. its the classic rebel white cop paired with street wise black cop vs crime syndicate. The "Samurai" is the white guy who spent years in Japan studying the ways of the Samurai yet he can't speak a lick of Japanese. He also got a haircut between takes and had to get a wig. He also told his girlfriend who was flying in a helicopter above the bad guys to "try not to be seen". Oh dear this was GREAT!

Deadly Prey What happens when you kidnap Ramboguy's girlfriend and drop her into a hunger games type of hunt 'em down and kill 'em type environment? Well you get your arm chopped off and then you get beaten to death with your own severed arm. Then you get scalped. Then Rambo guy screams. Then Ramboguy gets shot at by a tank. The tank looks like it is parked in front of a national guard building. Oh and this movie looks like it was filmed with a VHS camcorder someone bought at Service Merchandise in 1983. Oh and the script was written by a 12 year old in math class. The plot and action are halting. Like this review. Still, the severed arm scene is worth the movie.

Ankle Biters Filmed in Anderson SC. Yes It was filmed RIGHT HERE here in the electric city with local actors. The story goes that midget vampires have gotten their hands on a sword whose handle contains the blood of the last tall vampire. with that blood they can turn anyone into a vampire. Enter a Blade like half man half vampire and his little guy sidekick. What follows is cornball in the extreme. Filmed on location in Iva, Starr, Anderson, and Ware Shoals the entire film is supposedly set in the metro Atlanta area... right. Casting in this movie must have gone like this "He you wanna be in my movie?" "Naw man I dont want to." "Come on I helped you move.. I'll buy you some beer." "Ahhhight". Budget for this film had to be worked out in a Paycheck advance store. If you can figure out where the volume needs to be for this little gem (good luck) it is a HOOT. Plus the "Three feet tall two inch fangs!" heavy metal theme music is beyond awesome.

Buy Sell Kill a Flea Market Story written produced directed and starring the same folks (or at least some of them) who brought you Ankle Biters this one is set at the Anderson Jockey lot. Apparently someone in the New Yawk mob botched an assignment and is sent to Anderson to let things "cool down". So the fencing/racketeering/front organization is now being run from the Jockey Lot. Wow. This story has over the top redneck characters and is simply one of the most epic zero budget films ever made. Both Ankle Biters AND Buy Sell Kill must be watched by any South Carolina based fan of bad film. Your life is not complete unless you do.

Well there you have it a few of my best of the worst. Please share your own!!!
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:48 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:57 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:34 PM   #4
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The Marine starring John Cena.
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Old 11-15-2012, 10:36 PM   #5
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Hobo With A Shotgun: It's about a Hobo... who has a shotgun. It is awesome. One of my favorite terrible movies to watch. So bad, so entertaining, so... true to its title
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The Gingerdead Man is just atrocious, but Gary Busey as a serial killer gingerbread man.

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Wicker Man.


Although, I don't think that can be referred to as a "bad" movie. It's just the best movie of all time.
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Monsturd: Radioactive waste is dumped in a sewer. The waste mixes with the waste and this huge turd moves through town killing people. It is indeed EPIC.

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