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Old 03-06-2013, 11:31 AM   #1
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Default Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

While her boyfriend runs and leaves her to the lion....

Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover


Lion stalks courting couple and kills woman as boyfriend runs for help wearing nothing but a condom

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

"Cops and officers from Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority attended the scene and fired at the animal. "The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled."

Eight villagers were killed over the space of two months and the attacks only stopped when a pride of lions was killed.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:12 PM   #2
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Default Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

At least she went out with a "bang."
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:27 PM   #3
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Clarification please.

Were they having sex in the bush, or in her bush?

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Old 03-06-2013, 12:30 PM   #4
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At least she went out with a "bang."


And she did want to be eaten....just not by the lion
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:07 PM   #5
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Default Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

Again, I don't have to outrun the lion.

I just have to outrun you.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:28 PM   #6
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Make that 51 ways to leave your lover...
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:54 PM   #7
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Default Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

A man wearing nothing but a condom runs up to your car and asks for help, what do you do?
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:14 PM   #8
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A man wearing nothing but a condom runs up to your car and asks for help, what do you do?

I keep driving ... now if a woman runs up to my car wearing nothing and carring a condom ... i may stop
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:18 PM   #9
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I wonder if he could "point" the people in the car to the right direction...
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:18 PM   #10
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What's a condom?
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:20 PM   #11
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:25 PM   #12
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Something that people who have sex in bushes never use...or at least I thought.

This story could be the sequel to Ghost and the Darkness.
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:17 PM   #13
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At least he made sure he had protection.
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:48 PM   #14
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He's wearing a condom, he's safe.



*may not protect against some sexually transmitted diseases or hungry lions.
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:13 PM   #15
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Ummm...wow. That is strange. The thing that gets me is that the guy was wearing a condom. Apparently, in Africa with AIDS rampant, that has been an issue.
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Old 03-07-2013, 01:31 AM   #16
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Default Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

Now what I want to know is, was she riding him cow girl style and got tackled off by the lion, or were they doing if missionary and he just jumped off and left her there.
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:36 AM   #17
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not only do you get killed by a lion, the guy having sex with you is more worried about you giving him a std than being killed by a wild animal.


cant wait to see this episode of i shouldnt be alive.
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not only do you get killed by a lion, the guy having sex with you is more worried about you giving him a std than being killed by a wild animal.


cant wait to see this episode of i shouldnt be alive.
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Now what I want to know is, was she riding him cow girl style and got tackled off by the lion, or were they doing if missionary and he just jumped off and left her there.

They call it "doin it zebra" in the bush.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:09 PM   #20
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Well better a lion then Oscar Pistorius.
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