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Old 03-25-2013, 12:59 PM   #1
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Who the frick listens to this garbage

I can't think of a worse band I have ever heard in my life. Wispy vocalist, slowly strummed guitars, bullshit lyrics that sound like they are regurgitated from American Greetings

Seriously, if you jumbled up their lyrics and printed them in italics on some summery-background, that's a sympathy card right fcking there

I was sitting in the dentist office and this crap came on the radio and I wanted to stick pencils 5 inches into my ears. I felt like I was quite literally going to die. I started walking aimlessly and started having nervousness.
Throughout the whole song, I started humming other shit because I thought to myself, "if I die right now, suddenly, then Snow Patrol will be the last song I ever hear, and I can't have that"

If anyone listens to this band, I don't want to know who you are, and please do not have children. They SUCK and by default you are part of the problem because you actually think this is good.

They suck! Oh man do they suck.

I just looked at their website, and the lead singer's name is: GARY LIGHTBODY. That's the most appropriate name for a lead singer in the history of music because you know damn well he is light in the loafers. And I am really sorry in advance, but the adjective "GAY" is not usually valid for everything, and I understand it is insensitive in some cases, but in this case, it really is appropriate, because there is no other more appropriate word to talk about a band who sings shit like that, and whose singer is named Gary Lightbody, except "gay". Their music is GAY. Their lyrics are GAY. That song about "if I just lie here, would you lie with me", you know damn well the guy's talking about another dude.

I fcking hate this band. I fcking hate them so much they suck so bad. They are permanently the worst band I have ever heard and I want to gouge out their eyeballs.

Seriously people, read this shit:

(This is actually a song someone wrote):

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone


If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

[OH MY FREAKING GOD DUDE YOU ARE A RETARD. Read that shit again it is the GREATEST SUCKAGE OF ALL TIME]


Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

[WHAT THE F------CK???!?!]

I don't know how in the hell to convince people who have never heard this band that they need to STAY AWAY. If your child listens to this band (hopefully it is not a male) you will never be safe and need to send them to some sort of Outward Bound or Upward Bound thing where they learn a skill other than tweeting, blogging, playing lacrosse, writing love texts, and sipping latte because THAT IS THE CHILD'S FUTURE if they listen to BORING, OBNOXIUS, TRENDY, GAY, STUPID, ASININE FCKING GARBAGE LIKE THIS BAND.


fffffFFFFFFF2P56-05-*(@_d+]"JWE[0CY63 THEY SUCK!


also I just want to say, if Johnny Manziel, Chode Kelly, and Marshall Henderson all were in a band, it wouldn't suck nearly as bad as (you guessed it) SNOW PATROL!!!!

They freaking SUCK
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:08 PM   #3
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Thanks spare, this band always pissed me off. But what pisses me off more is their fanbase, it's freaking huge, I don't understand it. It's mostly white middle class teenaged emo girls that think they have rough lives and can "relate" to the depressing music.

So yeah, the suck royal ASS
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:08 PM   #4
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Aaand, johnnyb decides to troll.
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Because if there's one thing people who listen to this band probably have experience at, it's pissing people off

So it makes a good soundtrack to that
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Aaand, johnnyb decides to troll.
He's not trolling. Johnny just likes really crappy music. He listens to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber all the time. His iPod thinks he's a 12 year old girl.

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He's not trolling. Johnny just likes really crappy music. He listens to Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber all the time. His iPod thinks he's a 12 year old girl.

maybe I am...
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Then that would explain your Snow Patrol posts, because certainly no male species would ever listen to that crap band
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This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S.
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This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S.
is bananas good or bad? I cant keep up with the young peoples slang anymore
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Old 03-25-2013, 01:35 PM   #11
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Kind of a canned love song where the writer just wrote out the basic structure of the song and then said f-it. Let's just go with that.
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This thread is infecting the internet

I think a missile was just launched someplace

I'm sorry for creating it, but I blame Snow Patrol for existing
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Seriously people, read this shit:

(This is actually a song someone wrote):

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone


If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

[OH MY FREAKING GOD DUDE YOU ARE A RETARD. Read that shit again it is the GREATEST SUCKAGE OF ALL TIME]


Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

[WHAT THE F------CK???!?!]
I don't always agree with your rants. I usually enjoy them, find them very humorous, but many times I feel like you're just going over-board and being overtly critical, just for the sake of.

But I must say, in this instance- I could not agree more.

I have the same reaction as you every time this damn song comes on. This song LITERALLY pisses me off, and while my persona on here might hint otherwise, I dont get angry often.

But this song really just irritates the shit out of me.

I cannot believe people think this garbage is good.
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a question for spareparts...

what is worse; the state of Ohio (as a whole) or Snow Patrol (and all those who like them)?

try not to let your head explode pondering this question.
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a question for spareparts...

what is worse; the state of Ohio (as a whole) or Snow Patrol (and all those who like them)?

try not to let your head explode pondering this question.
If Snow Patrol ever play a concert in Ohio, it would be the vortex of suckage in the universe. All evil would be thrown into a black hole in the arena, like the scene in "Raiders Of the Lost Ark" when the ark was opened and everything evil got sucked into it
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Do not like.
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If Snow Patrol ever play a concert in Ohio, it would be the vortex of suckage in the universe. All evil would be thrown into a black hole in the arena, like the scene in "Raiders Of the Lost Ark" when the ark was opened and everything evil got sucked into it
Don't try and change the subject, just answer the ****in question!

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Never heard of them.
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These guys.

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a question for spareparts...

what is worse; the state of Ohio (as a whole) or Snow Patrol (and all those who like them)?

try not to let your head explode pondering this question.
SO BEAT ME TOO IT.. POINTS
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