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Old 03-30-2013, 11:11 AM   #1
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My 13 year old son told me an Easter joke yesterday that I thought was pretty funny so here goes:

Three Clemson fans are sitting around a campfire discussion the meaning of Easter.

The first guy says..."I know what Easter is all about. It's when you put up an Easter tree and place Easter presents around it and on Easter morning the Easter bunny puts Easter candy in your Easter stocking."

The other two guys start cracking up and say..."You have got to be shitting me? You are talking about Christmas not Easter you moron!"

So the second guy says..."I know what Easter is all about so listen and learn. Easter is when you put on your Easter costume and go door to door around the neighborhood collecting Easter candy."

Again, the other two guys bust out laughing and say..."No one can be that dumb. You are talking about Halloween not Easter you idiot!"

So after he gets himself together the third guy says..."I honestly can't believe you nimrods could somehow grow up in the Bible belt, call yourselves Christians and still not know what Easter is all about. Easter is about Jesus being crucified on the cross. After his death his followers took and anoited his body, wrapped it in a burial shroud and placed the body in a cave. They then rolled a huge rock infront of the opening to seal and protect the body. On the third day Jesus rose from the dead and left the cave and if he sees his shadow it means six more weeks of winter...

BOOM!!!

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My 13 year old son told me an Easter joke yesterday that I thought was pretty funny so here goes:

Three Clemson fans are sitting around a campfire discussion the meaning of Easter.

The first guy says..."I know what Easter is all about. It's when you put up an Easter tree and place Easter presents around it and on Easter morning the Easter bunny puts Easter candy in your Easter stocking."

The other two guys start cracking up and say..."You have got to be shitting me? You are talking about Christmas not Easter you moron!"

So the second guy says..."I know what Easter is all about so listen and learn. Easter is when you put on your Easter costume and go door to door around the neighborhood collecting Easter candy."

Again, the other two guys bust out laughing and say..."No one can be that dumb. You are talking about Halloween not Easter you idiot!"

So after he gets himself together the third guy says..."I honestly can't believe you nimrods could somehow grow up in the Bible belt, call yourselves Christians and still not know what Easter is all about. Easter is about Jesus being crucified on the cross. After his death his followers took and anoited his body, wrapped it in a burial shroud and placed the body in a cave. They then rolled a huge rock infront of the opening to seal and protect the body. On the third day Jesus rose from the dead and left the cave and if he sees his shadow it means six more weeks of winter...

BOOM!!!
Ha Ha must have been a sunny day !!!! Because that damn groundhog lied to us !!!
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That is one of the best I've read in a long time
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Ha Ha must have been a sunny day !!!! Because that damn groundhog lied to us !!!
FTR...that was the Yankee groundhog.

General Beauregard Lee, in Lilburn, GA, predicted 6 more weeks of winter, tyvm.

So...who will y'all listen to next time?
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