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Old 04-05-2013, 03:15 PM   #1
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”




I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.
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Old 04-05-2013, 04:59 PM   #2
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I don't get it
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:43 PM   #3
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I never saw that one coming.


JUST LIKE RAPE!
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Old 04-05-2013, 06:55 PM   #4
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”




I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:23 PM   #5
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Old 04-06-2013, 09:57 AM   #6
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This shouldn't be on here very long.
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Old 04-06-2013, 10:57 AM   #7
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bad title.
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:19 AM   #8
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bad title.



Agreed.... and surprised it hasn't been pulled yet.
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:26 AM   #9
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I probably should have made the man and woman into farm animals and Clemson.

My mistake.
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:36 AM   #10
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This is cringe worthy.
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:37 AM   #11
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:39 AM   #12
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***THIS THREAD DOES NOT GLORIFY OR SUPPORT RAPE***
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:10 PM   #13
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Y'all never heard this?
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:15 PM   #14
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Ya ive heard that before too. Good joke
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:26 PM   #15
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Could have been titled "My; How the Worm Turns."
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:29 PM   #16
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I lol'd
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