Rape Joke

Next Year · 04-05-2013, 03:15 PM

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.

Hog · 04-05-2013, 04:59 PM

I don't get it

bertoholic · 04-05-2013, 05:43 PM

I never saw that one coming.

JUST LIKE RAPE!

1SCFanInPAUntilNow · 04-05-2013, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Next Year

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years

He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.

AYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOO!!

cockypanther · 04-05-2013, 07:23 PM

Got Em boys

Eutaw Kid · 04-06-2013, 09:57 AM

This shouldn't be on here very long.

uscgmck · 04-06-2013, 10:57 AM

bad title.

gamecockgal · 04-06-2013, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uscgmck

bad title.

Agreed.... and surprised it hasn't been pulled yet.

Next Year · 04-06-2013, 11:26 AM

I probably should have made the man and woman into farm animals and Clemson.

My mistake.

WE_ARE · 04-06-2013, 11:36 AM

This is cringe worthy.

GamecockMomSC · 04-06-2013, 11:37 AM

I laughed...

Next Year · 04-06-2013, 11:39 AM

***THIS THREAD DOES NOT GLORIFY OR SUPPORT RAPE***

ccured · 04-06-2013, 06:10 PM

Y'all never heard this?

USCooper · 04-06-2013, 06:15 PM

Ya ive heard that before too. Good joke

Ole Gregg · 04-06-2013, 06:26 PM

Could have been titled "My; How the Worm Turns."

I Bleed Garnet · 04-06-2013, 06:29 PM

I lol'd

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04-05-2013, 03:15 PM	#1
Next Year Synthetica Male Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gamecock Nation Posts: 2,471 CockyCash: 977700	Rape Joke A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.” I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt. __________________ Hang in there!

04-05-2013, 04:59 PM	#2
Hog 1st Team All-American Male Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Little Rock Posts: 12,482 CockyCash: 1514690	Re: Rape Joke I don't get it __________________

04-05-2013, 05:43 PM	#3
bertoholic THAT Damn Good Male Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: North of Heaven/East of Hell Posts: 12,457 CockyCash: 14152650	Re: Rape Joke I never saw that one coming. JUST LIKE RAPE! __________________ If you don't know now you know....

04-05-2013, 07:23 PM	#5
cockypanther Banned Male Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 3,786 CockyCash: 113355	Re: Rape Joke Got Em boys

04-06-2013, 09:57 AM	#6
Eutaw Kid 4-Star Male Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Eutawville, SC Posts: 323 CockyCash: 500	Re: Rape Joke This shouldn't be on here very long.

04-06-2013, 10:57 AM	#7
uscgmck I'm Baaacck Male Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lexington Posts: 2,867 CockyCash: 100500	Re: Rape Joke bad title. __________________ Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.

04-06-2013, 11:26 AM	#9
Next Year Synthetica Male Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gamecock Nation Posts: 2,471 CockyCash: 977700	Re: Rape Joke I probably should have made the man and woman into farm animals and Clemson. My mistake. __________________ Hang in there! Last edited by Next Year; 04-06-2013 at 11:38 AM.

04-06-2013, 11:36 AM	#10
WE_ARE Mr. BIG COCK Male Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tacoma, Washington Posts: 930 CockyCash: 200	Re: Rape Joke This is cringe worthy. __________________

04-06-2013, 11:37 AM	#11
GamecockMomSC Sweet Carolina Girl Female Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: SC Posts: 5,825 CockyCash: 101194810	Re: Rape Joke I laughed...

04-06-2013, 11:39 AM	#12
Next Year Synthetica Male Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gamecock Nation Posts: 2,471 CockyCash: 977700	Re: Rape Joke *THIS THREAD DOES NOT GLORIFY OR SUPPORT RAPE* __________________ Hang in there!

04-06-2013, 06:10 PM	#13
ccured 2nd Team All-American Male Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: columbia sc Posts: 9,468 CockyCash: 4860120	Re: Rape Joke Y'all never heard this?

04-06-2013, 06:15 PM	#14
USCooper Banned Male Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Greenwood Posts: 6,513 CockyCash: 200	Re: Rape Joke Ya ive heard that before too. Good joke

04-06-2013, 06:26 PM	#15
Ole Gregg make an assessment Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: black lake Posts: 2,227 CockyCash: 6567085	Re: Rape Joke Could have been titled "My; How the Worm Turns." __________________ [SIGPIC][/][SIGPIC] [/SI[SIGPIC][/]GPIC]. ww ....what you doin in my watas?want w \. " Are you playing your love games with me? " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI

04-06-2013, 06:29 PM	#16
I Bleed Garnet Heisman Candidate Male Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 17,539 CockyCash: 524485398	Re: Rape Joke I lol'd __________________ #LukeForMod 2010 Football SEC East Champs 2009 Basketball SEC East Co-Champs "9 out of 10 schools cheat, and the 10th is in last place"-Jerry Tarkanian

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