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04-05-2013, 03:15 PM
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Synthetica
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,468
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Rape Joke
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.” I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.
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04-05-2013, 04:59 PM
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1st Team All-American
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Little Rock
Posts: 12,431
CockyCash: 1514690 |
Re: Rape Joke
I don't get it
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04-05-2013, 05:43 PM
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THAT Damn Good
Male Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: North of Heaven/East of Hell
Posts: 12,471
CockyCash: 14152650 |
Re: Rape Joke
I never saw that one coming.
JUST LIKE RAPE!
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04-05-2013, 06:55 PM
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Franchise Playa
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Chapin SC
Posts: 1,955
CockyCash: 9980800 |
Re: Rape Joke
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04-05-2013, 07:23 PM
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Banned
Male Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,787
CockyCash: 113355 |
Re: Rape Joke
Got Em boys
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04-06-2013, 09:57 AM
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4-Star
Male Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Eutawville, SC
Posts: 280
CockyCash: 500 |
Re: Rape Joke
This shouldn't be on here very long.
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04-06-2013, 10:57 AM
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Coming back home, one day
Male Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Madison "The City" Mississippi
Posts: 2,659
CockyCash: 100500 |
Re: Rape Joke
bad title.
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04-06-2013, 11:19 AM
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Cave Johnson's Lemons!!!!
Female Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Simpsonville, SC
Posts: 12,988
CockyCash: 1000000 |
Re: Rape Joke
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Agreed.... and surprised it hasn't been pulled yet.
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04-06-2013, 11:26 AM
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Synthetica
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,468
CockyCash: 977700 |
Re: Rape Joke
I probably should have made the man and woman into farm animals and Clemson.
My mistake.
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Last edited by Next Year; 04-06-2013 at 11:38 AM. |
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04-06-2013, 11:36 AM
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Mr. BIG COCK
Male Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Tacoma, Washington
Posts: 910
CockyCash: 200 |
Re: Rape Joke
This is cringe worthy.
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04-06-2013, 11:37 AM
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Sweet Carolina Girl
Female Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: SC
Posts: 5,758
CockyCash: 101194810 |
Re: Rape Joke
I laughed...
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04-06-2013, 11:39 AM
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Synthetica
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,468
CockyCash: 977700 |
Re: Rape Joke
***THIS THREAD DOES NOT GLORIFY OR SUPPORT RAPE***
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04-06-2013, 06:10 PM
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What a Rush!!!
Male Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: columbia sc
Posts: 7,954
CockyCash: 5955916 |
Re: Rape Joke
Y'all never heard this?
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04-06-2013, 06:15 PM
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Banned
Male Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Greenwood
Posts: 6,513
CockyCash: 200 |
Re: Rape Joke
Ya ive heard that before too. Good joke
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04-06-2013, 06:26 PM
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make an assessment
Male Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: black lake
Posts: 2,083
CockyCash: 7567085 |
Re: Rape Joke
Could have been titled "My; How the Worm Turns."
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04-06-2013, 06:29 PM
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Heisman Candidate
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 17,420
CockyCash: 524485398 |
Re: Rape Joke
I lol'd
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