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America is Great.
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,587
CockyCash: 465 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. Wh...ile tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!” She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.” I hope this doesn't make too many people get butthurt.
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1st Team All-American
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THAT Damn Good
Male Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: North of Heaven/East of Hell
Posts: 12,456
CockyCash: 14152650 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() I never saw that one coming.
JUST LIKE RAPE!
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Franchise Playa
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Chapin SC
Posts: 2,182
CockyCash: 9182816 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Banned
Male Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,785
CockyCash: 113355 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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4-Star
Male Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Eutawville, SC
Posts: 423
CockyCash: 2700 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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1st Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lexington
Posts: 4,511
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() bad title.
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#8 |
KEEP CALM AND HAIL HYDRA!
Female Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Simpsonville, SC
Posts: 14,588
CockyCash: 1000000 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#9 |
America is Great.
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,587
CockyCash: 465 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() I probably should have made the man and woman into farm animals and Clemson.
My mistake.
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Mr. BIG COCK
Male Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Tacoma, Washington
Posts: 983
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() This is cringe worthy.
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Sweet Carolina Girl
Female Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: SC
Posts: 5,880
CockyCash: 101194810 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#12 |
America is Great.
Male Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Gamecock Nation
Posts: 2,587
CockyCash: 465 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ***THIS THREAD DOES NOT GLORIFY OR SUPPORT RAPE***
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1st Team All-American
Male Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: columbia sc
Posts: 14,777
CockyCash: 74000 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Y'all never heard this?
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Banned
Male Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Greenwood
Posts: 6,513
CockyCash: 200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Ya ive heard that before too. Good joke
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#15 |
make an assessment
Male Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: black lake
Posts: 2,227
CockyCash: 6567085 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Could have been titled "My; How the Worm Turns."
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#16 |
Banned
Male Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Civilization
Posts: 21,005
CockyCash: 524485398 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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