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|04-06-2013, 11:10 PM||#1|
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Honeymoon and Fishing Trip
Two guys decided to head to Myrtle Beach for an annual fishing trip. They went out to a certain pier and started fishing early in the morning. When they arrived, they noticed a younger guy with sandy blonde hair fishing as well. After a few hours, the two fisherman left but the younger gentleman stayed.
The next morning, the two fisherman returned to the same pier and began to fish. They noticed that the exact same gentleman was already there. After a few hours, the two left while the younger guy remained.
On the third day, the two men went returned to the same pier and, to their surprise, they found the same guy fishing. Again, after a few hours, they left and the single gentleman remained there.
That night, the two fisherman decided to go out and have some beers at a local bar. They walked in, sat down at the bar, ordered a couple of brewskies, and to their shock, they noticed the sandy blonde haired guy sitting at the opposite end of the bar. So, they walked over and struck up a conversation. After exchanging pleasantries, one of the fisherman inquired of the young man if this was a fishing trip for him.
"No", was the reply, "I am on my honeymoon."
"Honeymoon? Well, where is your wife?", asked one of the fisherman.
"Oh, she's back in the hotel room."
"Well, have you...you know, consummated your marriage?", asked one of the fisherman?
"Nope. Can't do that. The Mrs. has a case of gonorrhea."
"Yuck! Well, did you give a kiss before you left?"
"Nope. She has a case of pyorrhea."
"Oh. That's too bad. Did you snuggle with her and hold her close?"
"Can't really do that either. SHe has a bad case of diarrhea."
"Ummm....wow. Ok. Let me ask you something. She has gonorrhea, pyorrhea, and diarrhea. Listen, not meaning to sound bad, but if she has all these problem bud, why did you marry her?"
The young man got a huge smile on his face and said, "Well, she has worms too and you know how I love to fish!"
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