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Old 04-24-2013, 03:33 PM   #1
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Default Would you keep Lookout for your Significant Other while they Poop in an Elevator?

This Asian dude did. And I wondered what Yoko was up to these days.

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Old 04-24-2013, 03:38 PM   #2
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Having trouble with the video. What's the http address?
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:41 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:45 PM   #4
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Default Re: Would you keep Lookout for your Significant Other while they Poop in an Elevator?

Would be grounds for divorce...although it would be tempting to stay with her just to remind her every now and then that she pooped in a lift
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Old 04-24-2013, 04:47 PM   #5
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I don't have to. My wife doesn't poop, fart or burp.
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:36 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:40 PM   #7
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That is tubgirls mom.
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:57 PM   #8
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I don't have to. My wife doesn't poop, fart or burp.
if you see her swelling one day you better run...when she finally pops, its gonna be a heck of a mess to clean up
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Old 04-24-2013, 07:31 PM   #9
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WTF..... This is why you need a dumper bumper

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Old 04-24-2013, 08:17 PM   #10
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That's disgusting!!!!
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Default Re: Would you keep Lookout for your Significant Other while they Poop in an Elevator?

I wouldn't put up with that shit...
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:02 PM   #12
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I don't have to. My wife doesn't poop, fart or burp.

I must ask...do you have pets?...and do they have gas problems whenever your wife happens to be in the room?
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A glass elevator, and you're going to poop in it?
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:43 PM   #15
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As Sean Connery taught us, never say never again.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:28 PM   #17
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I remember getting on the elevators in the Bull St garage on campus and someone laid out a turd. Pretty disgusting
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:06 AM   #18
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Is this Dook Hopkins' version of Eharmony?
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Old 04-25-2013, 08:47 AM   #19
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I must ask...do you have pets?...and do they have gas problems whenever your wife happens to be in the room?
No pets, but I have kids that seem to have extreme gas at times.
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The Chinese.... oh man.

Reminds me of this dude and the elevator. Yes, he died.

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