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Old 04-26-2013, 12:00 PM   #1
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I glanced and didn't see this ...

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MOSCOW, Idaho — Longtime church-goer Gert Rizzoli was so devoted to her spot in the pew at Featherside Congregational church that when she passed away last month, her family received permission to bronze her body and set it in the pew. Now, to the consternation of some church members, her body is permanently located in the aisle seat she occupied every Sunday for forty years.

“She loved gazing at the pastor from that spot, being the first in her row to receive Communion, having quick access to the bathroom,” says daughter Sofia. “It gave her a sense of deep, spiritual comfort.”
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Dumbest thing I've seen since the Asian taking a dump in an elevator.
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Old 04-26-2013, 12:26 PM   #3
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Wait wait wait wait wait waaaaait. So this isn't just a statue, her dead body in inside of that?
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Wait wait wait wait wait waaaaait. So this isn't just a statue, her dead body in inside of that?

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I didn't even know they would let someone bronze a corpse. Creepy.
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Old 04-26-2013, 12:31 PM   #6
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that's some crazy chit!
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to know there is a real human body under the bronze is what makes it creepy...
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My mind won't allow me to believe this story.
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I didn't even know they would let someone bronze a corpse. Creepy.

It is not true. It is from a website that is like the onion only less funny.

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Apparently, you can make this crap up.
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wtc lol i was like really how can they do this
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Ohhhh... I had never heard of them, and I still don't get the humorous part of this story. I did read the story about the woman who "facebrags" while I was on the site. That was hilarious considering I know some mommy bloggers just like her.
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Bronze is strong and should last a while.
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If it was real someone would steal her and melt her down at the junkyard.
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Dumbest thing I've seen since the Asian taking a dump in an elevator.
Sadly that was only yesterday... can't wait to see what the world has in store for us tomorrow..
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Bronze is strong and should last a while.
would've lasted longer if they had frozen her in carbonite....

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