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Old 05-04-2013, 09:40 PM   #1
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SPAGHETTI

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born...

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his wife looking very confused. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed him the postcard and watched as her husband read it, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti!

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.
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Old 05-05-2013, 09:06 AM   #2
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Old 05-05-2013, 09:50 AM   #3
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Yancey coming up with the goods here lately.

That was funny. The nursing home was even better.
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I love meat balls. No homo.
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