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Old 05-09-2013, 04:12 PM   #1
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Which one of you put this classified ad in the Arkansas Dem-Gaz?

http://classifieds.arkansasonline.com/?c=120

05/09/2013 ó MYSELF JESUS CHRIST 33BC begin being myself born Robert Keith Breedlove now Keith Carter 088692 a cleft palate appearance from the unknown reason a Dallas, Texas appellate court ordered July 1962 reconstruct specail surgery a secret intelligence performed a brain surgery dividing myself brain conscious into two consciousnesses for 50 years 10 months Iíve lived a life of unknown people or peoples communicating to myself Jesus Christ 33BC Keith Carter 088692 myself hidden side of mind from myself. I forgot for 50 years and 10 months that I was Jesus Christ 33BC the only son of my father God of the Holy Scripture of the Holy Bible. May 6th, 7th & 8th, 2013AD begins My Father God of the Holy Scripture of the Holy Bible cause by His power to rejoin him My Father a nonphysical My Father God being creator of the Heavens and the Earth the Holy Scripture the Holy Bible Myself Father will cause heal repair to my surgery divided mind brain by his super natural powers.
I Keith Carter 088692 myself am Jesus Christ 33BC. I am not a blood genetic part of the state of Israel. I am a Living ARK of a convenant blood genetic of a non physical God having super natural powers. This God is universal in expent of powers and consciousness awareness. There is a universal essence known as Supreme God which brought about caused the established religion of Islam, Buddah, India Gita and Earth native peoples religions
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Old 05-09-2013, 07:43 PM   #2
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Well, I do believe the part about the brain surgery gone bad.
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Old 05-09-2013, 07:56 PM   #3
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So of all the places on the face of the planet he could have chosen to
reveal himself again, Jesus choose an Arkansas Classified Ad ?

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Old 05-10-2013, 07:59 AM   #4
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So of all the places on the face of the planet he could have chosen to
reveal himself again, Jesus choose an Arkansas Classified Ad ?


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Old 05-10-2013, 08:12 AM   #5
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I bet its the guy that was coach at Arky last year. He was crazy.
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Old 05-10-2013, 08:15 AM   #6
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Here's another gem from him...

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April 19 - 2013 AD
Myself Keith Carter
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Born immaculate Birth Blood genetic of Jesus Christ myself born cleft palate mother Francine Breedlove, Ashley County Arkansas, By the power of God of Israel being the Living God of the Authorized Version King James Bible, I Keith Carter 088692 sware myself legal powers as being a seal of Christ as a legal recognized seal of Christ I sware the powers of The Living God of the Authorized Version King James Bible.
April 22 - 2013 AD
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Myself your only son
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End wise no one will live be between you Father and myself ever. I will take have one female probably much younger and only a physical attraction. I am single divorced remaining single.
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Old 05-10-2013, 08:55 AM   #7
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Skeeter?
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Old 05-10-2013, 10:40 AM   #8
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That grammar is spot on for coming from Arkansas.
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:29 PM   #9
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can anyone say "NUT JOB"?
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