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Old 05-13-2013, 06:31 PM   #1
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I'll kick this off with two recent ones:

Indiana freshman Center: Peter Jurkin



Auburn DL commit: Dee Liner
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Old 05-13-2013, 07:42 PM   #2
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The one and only, Dick Trickle

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Old 05-13-2013, 09:56 PM   #3
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Can't forget Rusty Kuntz.
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Old 05-13-2013, 10:04 PM   #4
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There was some guy who committed to Miami a few years back whose name was something like Strong Righteous Arm of God, or something crazy like that. I don't know if he ever played a down, or even got into school.
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Stubby Clapp is another baseball name. Look up the picture
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Old 05-14-2013, 12:04 AM   #7
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^^ there is basically no argument to that. I do always get a laugh out of "Dick Trickle" though.
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:14 AM   #9
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Dick Trickle wins
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:20 AM   #10
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Grant Balfour is very ironic because he's a relief pitcher.
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Old 05-14-2013, 04:14 AM   #11
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Not exactly one player but funny none the less. (not sure if these are all real)




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combo names are awesome^

I remember Tennessee's sideline for a few years had a guy named Cooter. Surely he stood next to someone with a compatible name at some point.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:43 AM   #13
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:52 AM   #14
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Always thought our linebacker from the early '90s who played for Sparky was a good one: Kanata (Pronounced "Ka-not-a") Reid. He was part of the player revolt in '92 against Sparky when Tanneyhill and the players were running the team by the second half of the season and won the last five games.
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wasnt there a walk on TE with a funny name from SC. Foxy Foxworth??
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Old 05-14-2013, 01:51 PM   #18
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http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/...sports-history

They have some good ones listed there.

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There was a driver at some of the local small race tracks in the Spartanburg-Greenville-Asheville area named Dick Head back in the 70's and 80's.
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Old 05-14-2013, 04:17 PM   #20
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Hoof Hearted was the name of a race horse. Always thought it was pretty funny.
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