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Old 05-15-2013, 11:17 AM   #1
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SWEEDEN – Around noon on Monday, “Hasse” a man aged 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he would be dead.

The man was bloated and had a total of 146 wasp stings on his body, including 54 on the genitals and scrotum.

After the autopsy, the police came to the conclusion that the man tried to engage in intercourse with wasp nest. They found remnants of semen on some of the dead wasps. They even found a couple of his pubic hairs in the entrance of the nest and fingerprints of both sides.
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:29 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:29 AM   #3
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Had to be the expected outcome
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:40 AM   #4
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Kids these days
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:40 AM   #5
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A: Having sex with a beehive

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Old 05-15-2013, 11:43 AM   #6
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Well, women were right....guys will screw anything. I always stuck up for us guys when they said this. Now, I can't in good conscience do that anymore.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:23 PM   #7
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If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't know this.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:46 PM   #8
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Old 05-15-2013, 01:05 PM   #9
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At least he achieved the desired result first.
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Old 05-15-2013, 01:33 PM   #10
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At least he achieved the desired result first.
Did the dead wasp die from stinging him or from him stinging them?
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Old 05-15-2013, 02:18 PM   #11
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How could this have possibly ended well?
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Old 05-15-2013, 02:26 PM   #12
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Guess he wanted to make the Darwin list.
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:03 PM   #13
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Two thoughts...first, sounds like he died happy...second, this gives a whole new meaning to "sticking it in crazy"
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Old 05-15-2013, 04:21 PM   #14
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That's not the honey pot his buddies were referring to.
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Old 05-15-2013, 05:58 PM   #15
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Natural selection...
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:13 PM   #16
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How could he keep it up while being stung so much?
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:21 PM   #17
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This loser gets my vote for the 2013 Darwin Award.
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:21 PM   #18
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How could he keep it up while being stung so much?
Genital torture fetish is not unheard of.
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:28 PM   #19
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Old 05-15-2013, 06:42 PM   #20
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"Don't do that."
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