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Old 05-22-2013, 05:19 PM   #1
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Old 05-22-2013, 05:24 PM   #2
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“In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful of wine and a woman’s mouth around my cock.”

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Default Re: How Will You Die? Top 15 Causes of Death in the USA

In the words of John Lennon, "I'll probably be popped off by some loony"
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As long as I don't end up on 1,000 ways to die, I do not care.
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WARNING

Clicking on that link will subject you to one of those fricking dumbass "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" posters.

Seriously. That is so played out by now. Everyone is using it which immediately makes it boring. I have seen them on t-shirts, mugs., posters, signs, bathrooms (the pizza place in Florence has a "Keep Calm and Aim for the Toilet" sign") like all over. Plus it's dumb. Dumb dumb dumb, unless everything you like is what everyone else is doing.

Not only is the poster dumb, but I don't need anyone telling me to keep calm anyway. F off, hipster sign assholes.

As for de-stressing, we've got Cockytalk which is pretty good as I just demonstrated.
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Old 05-22-2013, 06:11 PM   #6
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So apparently Spareparts has hypertension locked down.
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I'm partial to this one.

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Chances are pretty damn good we will all die from something.
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Old 05-22-2013, 11:15 PM   #9
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Clicking on that link will subject you to one of those fricking dumbass "KEEP CALM and CARRY ON" posters.
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Not only is the poster dumb, but I don't need anyone telling me to keep calm anyway. F off, hipster sign assholes.

As for de-stressing, we've got Cockytalk which is pretty good as I just demonstrated.
Says the hipster crowd following Carolina fan...
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Seriously. That is so played out by now. Everyone is using it which immediately makes it boring. I have seen them on t-shirts, mugs., posters, signs, bathrooms (the pizza place in Florence has a "Keep Calm and Aim for the Toilet" sign") like all over. Plus it's dumb. Dumb dumb dumb, unless everything you like is what everyone else is doing.

Not only is the poster dumb, but I don't need anyone telling me to keep calm anyway. F off, hipster sign assholes.

As for de-stressing, we've got Cockytalk which is pretty good as I just demonstrated.
OK, how about this one:

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Old 05-23-2013, 11:55 AM   #13
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I ain't plannin' on it.
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:07 PM   #14
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:18 PM   #15
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Oh hell, there's a top 15 Juggalo OKCupid profiles link attached to it. I can't not click on that.
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I'm going to live to be 104 and then be killed by a jealous husband.
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#10 Blood Poisoning
#11 Suicide

These 2 surprise me.
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