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Old 05-30-2013, 10:16 PM   #1
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.

The Albuquerque Journal reports (http://bit.ly/111Kb8Y) 25-year-old Luis Briones was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out Monday night after he wrecked his Ford Explorer in Albuquerque.

Police say Briones' female passenger was found naked outside the SUV after being ejected. She had deep cuts to her face and head.

Authorities allege Briones tried to drive away after the crash and leave his passenger behind, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

1) At least tell me that she had an IUD since he was DUI...no?...not funny enough?

Too) Reporter: So it was definitely in the....... Soon-to-be-Autotuned Witness: Wrecked'em?...Damn near killed'ed!

B) something...something...something...carma sutra...alright, that is me being lazy...

III) Tried to leave the female behind and hid behind a cactus, eh?...my first thought was, how big was the cactus?...then I figured that he was self-aware enough to realize how much of a prick he was and just tried to blend in with the rest...if you don't get it, I ain't 'splainin...

4) Apparently he was doing 69 in a 25...is that good enough?
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1) At least tell me that she had an IUD since he was DUI...no?...not funny enough?

Too) Reporter: So it was definitely in the....... Soon-to-be-Autotuned Witness: Wrecked'em?...Damn near killed'ed!

B) something...something...something...carma sutra...alright, that is me being lazy...

III) Tried to leave the female behind and hid behind a cactus, eh?...my first thought was, how big was the cactus?...then I figured that he was self-aware enough to realize how much of a prick he was and just tried to blend in with the rest...if you don't get it, I ain't 'splainin...

4) Apparently he was doing 69 in a 25...is that good enough?
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:46 AM   #3
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I've done it while driving ... not as cool as it sounds
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:57 AM   #4
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Well, he didn't deliver in the clutch. Or did he?
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Old 05-31-2013, 11:46 AM   #5
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SAD sad but true.

http://www.kingfish1935.blogspot.com...-accident.html
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I've done it while driving ... not as cool as it sounds
I never knew people thought driving and driking was cool.
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:20 PM   #7
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#5 - I guess drinking can adversely affect your sex drive
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I've gotten road head a couple of times
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Did they get to finish? If not, it was premature ejectulation.
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I never knew people thought driving and driking was cool.

not drinking ...
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She was ejected, but did he eject his load?
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A little bump and run action.

She flies out of the car.

Immediately, the mind thinks...'Uh oh...probably going to get a DUI..er FUI...no a DUI. I need to be a man and make sure she is ok. Of course...the whole thrown from a car thing probably means we are done. Even if we aren't...can't tap that for a while anyhow.... Huh....Screw it..I'm out of here."
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Dang..just read the article. The man in the other car is confined to a nursing home due to the accident.
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This guy takes pulling out to a whole new level.

He was just trying to hit it and quit it.

He warned her: "Baby,hook me up then you can roll out. "
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