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Old 06-02-2013, 06:18 PM   #1
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Default Michael Douglas: I got Cancer from Giving Oral Sex

I'm calling BS on this since there would be an epidemic among men if true...



Guardian Basic Instinct star Michael Douglas revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

Douglas, the husband of Catherine Zeta Jones, continued: "Yeah, its a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.
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Default Re: Michael Douglas: I got Cancer from Giving Oral Sex

It is not BS. HPV can cause cancer. Every child should get the vaccine as a matter of course. This is a cancer that can be prevented. I expect to see rates of it to continue to climb however.
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Default Re: Michael Douglas: I got Cancer from Giving Oral Sex

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It is not BS. HPV can cause cancer. Every child should get the vaccine as a matter of course. This is a cancer that can be prevented. I expect to see rates of it to continue to climb however.
I'm calling BS on him saying his cancer was caused by giving oral sex. The guy has smoked all his life.
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I'm calling BS on him saying his cancer was caused by giving oral sex. The guy has smoked all his life.
well, to be fair...CZJ is smoking too


What interested me about the quote is that he says that he doesn't want to get too specific....then he proceed to get pretty damn specific...
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Yeahhh...I call BS on this.
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Old 06-02-2013, 06:46 PM   #6
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well, to be fair...CZJ is smoking too


What interested me about the quote is that he says that he doesn't want to get too specific....then he proceed to get pretty damn specific...
She is smoking hot and has also been institutionalized for being bat shit crazy as well.
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She is smoking hot and has also been institutionalized for being bat shit crazy as well.

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I'm calling BS on him saying his cancer was caused by giving oral sex. The guy has smoked all his life.
This particular kind of cancer can be distinguished from those caused by smoking via biopsy.
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I was reading that comment and thinking that combination = awesome (short term)
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Guardian Basic Instinct star Michael Douglas revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

Douglas, the husband of Catherine Zeta Jones, continued: "Yeah, its a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.

I don't see what's so newsworthy about this. I have gotten oral sex from a cancer before...


*edit* - nevermind...I misread the story.
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Old 06-02-2013, 07:36 PM   #11
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Default Re: Michael Douglas: I got Cancer from Giving Oral Sex

So who was the chick he got it from?
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well, to be fair...CZJ is smoking too


What interested me about the quote is that he says that he doesn't want to get too specific....then he proceed to get pretty damn specific...

Well played sir!
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So who was the chick he got it from?


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Default Re: Michael Douglas: I got Cancer from Giving Oral Sex

Sounds like CZJ is putting it out there she likes to have her P**** eat.

If you have throat cancer just give CZJ a call and she has the cure!
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This particular kind of cancer can be distinguished from those caused by smoking via biopsy.

Shh...usc90grad has some sort of grudge against Michael Douglas, and his theory will not be persuaded!
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I'd take the cure from CZJ.

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Man, that sucks.
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Sounds like it could be someone's new pick up line.

I have throat cancer, help a brother out.
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She's really been around the block several times.

Maybe that's why she's retiring.

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