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Old 07-08-2013, 07:21 PM   #1
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Thought y'all might get a kick out of this. I know
Fitz is no longer here, but with Coach Connelly being a disciple of his program so to speak, this might speak volumes as to the kind of intensity that has elevated our program to the heights it is at. And it is one hell of a funny read. It's got some profanity in it. Definitely "R" rated, so mods move if I put this in the wrong place.

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Old 07-08-2013, 07:40 PM   #2
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Thought y'all might get a kick out of this. I know
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this is hilarious
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Old 07-08-2013, 08:38 PM   #3
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I was in tears reading this. Absolutely hilarious!
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That was awesome!
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:15 AM   #5
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I rarely laugh out loud reading but this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Someone remind me why he left here to go to a complete dumpster fire of a program
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:18 AM   #6
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He is from Pennsylvania and it is Penn State.
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:51 PM   #7
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while he ran over to the stereo and turned on "Hells Bells" by AC/DC, the song he claims was playing on the radio when he lost his virginity.

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Old 07-09-2013, 02:41 PM   #8
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Pretty Funny. I hope he doesnt get in trouble.
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Old 07-09-2013, 03:23 PM   #9
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while he ran over to the stereo and turned on "Hells Bells" by AC/DC, the song he claims was playing on the radio when he lost his virginity.

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Old 07-09-2013, 04:07 PM   #10
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The reason for eating bananas had me rolling!
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Old 07-09-2013, 04:29 PM   #11
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Just reading this makes me wanna hit the gym. Absolutely crazy but I love it!
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Old 07-09-2013, 05:22 PM   #12
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That was funny.
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Old 07-09-2013, 05:28 PM   #13
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:00 PM   #14
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I'm not really sure that Penn State is the best environment for someone who likes to whip his junk out in public.
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I'm not really sure that Penn State is the best environment for someone who likes to whip his junk out in public.
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This was so damn funny.
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