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Old 07-08-2013, 09:29 PM   #1
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Default I hope this picture offends no one

But here is Jesus Christ doing the Carlton Banks dance.

It is not meant to be offensive, I just find it humorous as a drawing and I question why that dance instead of Apache, the Lawnmower, the Sprinkler, the running man....well I know they would not draw him doing the Snake...well enough of me talking, here is the picture...



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I also just noticed that they actually have Him on water.
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Why would it offend?
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I recognize that people take religion very seriously and may interpret this thread as poking fun at Jesus Christ. I am definitely not. I am saying that this drawing of Jesus Christ dancing on water makes me smile because it is ridiculous.
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Old 07-08-2013, 09:44 PM   #6
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Why is Jesus white?
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Old 07-08-2013, 09:46 PM   #7
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It features a host of miraculous moves.
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I didn't noticed that until I saw him dance.
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Moses May have split the red sea but it was Jesus who could really cut a rug.
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Two things:

1) I pray that this is a animated feature.

2) It features a host of moves...I am sorry...miraculous moves!
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What if God was one of us? Would he dance like Carlton Banks?
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I have no problem with the idea of Jesus dancing.

Dude turned water into wine, he could cut a rug.
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I have no problem with the idea of Jesus dancing.

Dude turned water into wine, he could cut a rug.

Both Drinking and Dancing were frown upon during prohibition.
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I always imagined Jesus as more of a moonwalk kinda guy. Moonwalking on water is where its at.
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Dude turned water into wine, he could cut a rug.
His first miracle. And he did it for a party, because he wanted to party, and wanted us to party.
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This thread will be deleted by morning...but there will be story told about it and people who followed the thread will write books about it...some of the books will b filled with colourful allegories...other books will read as historical record...there will be no guidance or evidence to say which is which
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Jesus' favorite video game, NCAA Football. You though I was going to say Dance, Dance Revolution.
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