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Old 07-26-2013, 09:27 AM   #1
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Default Greasy Diner

Two guys were driving home very late one night from a job. One of them got hungry and said he wanted to eat, so the other obliged. THey pulled over at this little greasy diner in the middle of nowhere. When they walked in, they saw the fly paper and the haggard look of the servers.

One waitress, with a moustache thicker than Tom Selleck's and hairier than bigfoot under her arms. She walks over to the two guys and says, "What will it be boys?" One ordered the hmaburger while the other ordered the hot dogs. The waitress wrote up the ticket, walked over to a refrigerator, opened up the freezer section, and took out a hamburger patty. She put it in her hand, tore off the paper of one side, flipped it and tore off the paper of the other side, and then placed it in her armpit and started to flap her arm like a bird's wing.

The guy that ordered the burger hollered, "What in the blue blazes are you doing?"

She said, "The meat is frozen and it needs to be thawed."

The other guy got wide-eyed, looked at the waitress and screamed, "Cancel the hot dogs! Cancel the hot dogs!"
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