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Old 08-09-2013, 09:12 AM   #1
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An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
She texted him:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

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I'm on the toilet.




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Old 08-09-2013, 09:16 AM   #2
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We tell it like it is.
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