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Old 09-11-2013, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default I'm such a deep thinker

What a deep thinker I am...
I mowed the lawn today and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
Ms. Hog walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'…!
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said… 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after about 10 more beers and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like to be kicked in the nuts again."
I rest my case. Time for another beer
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Old 09-11-2013, 03:53 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #3
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Old 09-11-2013, 10:06 PM   #4
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No happiness comes in the aftermath of getting kicked in the nuts, that's not the case with giving birth... But then again, women can get an epidural before having a baby, we can't get numbing meds before getting kicked in the nads
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