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Old 09-20-2013, 09:29 PM   #1
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IF MEN AND WOMEN SWAPPED GENITALS

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America
9. Learn to stare with that "I'm undressing you" look.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...
1. Get a bl*w j*b.
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Old 09-21-2013, 02:06 PM   #2
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Yancey this is disturbing
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Old 09-21-2013, 02:43 PM   #3
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Yancey do sit around just thinking this stuff up, if it just pops into your mind then you sir are a genius.
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:13 PM   #4
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Funny, I like it.
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:54 PM   #5
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Yancey do sit around just thinking this stuff up, if it just pops into your mind then you sir are a genius.
I can take neither credit nor blame. It is a simple c/p job.
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I hate to say it but with only one day to worry about your own rep, I would turn into a "Rachel Roundheels"!! Just sayin'...
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I like the list
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I figured it was gonna say the men would instantly become better at making sandwiches, doing laundry, cleaning the house, etc.
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List is true as hell lol
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