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Old 10-14-2013, 11:04 AM   #1
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Default Meet the new Mizzou quarterback

Maty Mauk likes to ride. So much he makes Petrino look like a senior citizen biking through a Naples trailer court.

Last year he had a brush with the law. Not nice!

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A ride on his scooter landed Missouri quarterback Maty Mauk in jail yesterday. The freshman was arrested on suspicion of four charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, MU police Capt. Brian Weimer said.


At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard with two female passengers on board. Officers attempted to pull Mauk over, but he drove away. The officers lost track of Mauk but found the scooter abandoned between two cars in a parking lot, both with scratches they determined were caused by the scooter.


Police identified Mauk as the scooter's owner and later contacted him. He turned himself in at MU police headquarters at 11:18 a.m. yesterday and was arrested on suspicion of four misdemeanor charges: leaving the scene of a motor vehicle accident, resisting arrest by fleeing a vehicle stop, operating a vehicle in a reckless manner and failure to observe a traffic control device.



Mauk was transported to Boone County Jail, where he posted $1,000 bond. The first two charges carried a $500 bond each. The two latter charges required only Mauk's signature for his release, Weimer said.

I guess it doesn't matter that he was joyriding with two coeds and wrecked his scooter and tried to cover his ass a year ago if he goes out and plays like Bart Starr against us. I just thought it would be really interesting to discuss his bitchin' mugshot which makes him look like the lead singer of Agnostic Front.


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Old 10-14-2013, 11:38 AM   #2
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Default Re: Meet the new Mizzou quarterback

So 3 people on a scooter were able to escape the Mizzou PD?
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Old 10-14-2013, 11:43 AM   #3
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So 3 people on a scooter were able to escape the Mizzou PD?

hahaha...you know how challenging low speed pursuit is...



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So 3 people on a scooter were able to escape the Mizzou PD?
Sad. I guess a Segway can only go so fast...
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:06 PM   #5
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So 3 people on a scooter were able to escape the Mizzou PD?
This is what confused me... Obviously the police were not trying that hard to catch him. Sounds like a wreck happened, cops sort of half heartedly attempted to pull him over and then followed up on the situation shortly after.
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:07 PM   #6
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Default Re: Meet the new Mizzou quarterback

Pinkel has already announced that Corbin Berkstresser will be the starter at QB not Mauk.
http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-foo...er_762550.html
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:16 PM   #7
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Corbin Berkstresser is a child

He doesn't even shave yet

You know it's sad when your starting QB's bio looks like this:

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Talented young signal caller with a strong right arm who was thrown into the fire a year ago ... Made four starts as a redshirt freshman and gained valuable experience which will benefit him going forward ... Enters camp ready to compete for the starting job, and is listed third on the depth chart.
"Gained valuable experience" means he got his azz kicked by Bowling Green and Youngstown State

"Talented young signal caller"... "thrown into the fire"... sheesh

Poor Mizzou. They get in the drivers' seat and now this
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Poor Kid, he's going to get demolished!
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Old 10-14-2013, 12:47 PM   #9
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And the poor kid gets Florida and USC back to back.
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Wasn't Berkstresser the QB who was playing when Missouri scored their only TD against us last year?
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3 star quarterback. Big kid, strong arm.

Only other offer coming out of HS was Iowa.

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Old 10-14-2013, 02:25 PM   #12
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As of now it was just released that Franklin should only be out 3-5 weeks. So he will definitely miss Florida and us but it's touch and go from there.

Unless it's a Connor Shaw style 3-5 weeks which means like 4 days tops.
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Old 10-14-2013, 03:34 PM   #14
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Damn. Their backup has underarm flab like my dad.
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Well, if both your backup QBs have mug shots I guess you are SEC material.

Welcome Mizzou.
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Wonder if they were carrying a pizza?


No, they were carrying a box of one dozen Krispy Kremes.
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Guess we are not laughing now.
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No, I'm laughing. They're just a bunch of chodes.

Are you afraid?
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