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Old 10-24-2013, 06:49 PM   #1
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Default 3 Friends .... Blonde Joke !

3 Friends ....

A Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette are all pregnant at the same time. They have the same doctor and schedule an appointment for their routine check ups.

All 3 are in the waiting room and the Redhead is called in to see the doctor first while her friends, the Blonde and the Brunette wait for her. The Redhead comes out of the visit crying and the other two women ask her, " What's wrong?" The Redhead replies, " I'm so HAPPY ! The doctor just told me that I'm going to have a little Baby Girl!" The other 2 women ask her how did the doctor know this. The Redhead replies, "because he told me that when I conceived, that I was on top".

The Brunette is then called in to see the doctor, while her friends, the Blonde and the Redhead wait for her in the waiting room. The Brunette comes out of the visit crying and the other two women ask her, " What's wrong?" The Brunette replies, " I'm so HAPPY ! The doctor just told me that I'm going to have a little Baby Boy!" The other 2 women ask her how did the doctor know this. The Brunette replies, "because he told me that when I conceived, that I was on the bottom".

At that very moment the Blonde bursts our crying HYSTERICALLY !

The Brunette and Redhead asks her, " What's Wrong?! Why are you crying ?"

The Blonde, in her infinite wisdom, replies, " I'M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES ! ! ! ! "

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It was nice to see this joke again, my great-great grandfather used to tell it.
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In the Clemson version of this joke the sheep's pregnant.
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