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Hole in 1
Male Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 25,315
CockyCash: 1000618 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Just wondering, when was the last time someone kicked your ass? If you've never had your ass kicked, it's okay to say so.
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Not The Average Cracker
Male Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Inman,SC
Posts: 900
CockyCash: 1300600 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Not counting a loss in a Golden Gloves Competition, I would say when I was 13... Ran my mouth to a 19 yr old and after blind siding me, straight beat my ass with a skateboard. Ended up looking like a bruised diseased apple along with a broke rotator cuff.
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Blue Chip
Male Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: o-town South Carolina
Posts: 540
CockyCash: 355 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() A straight up fight....never but I did get jumped by an ex friend back when I was about 12 and his new buddies ended up with a #2 pincil stabbed about 1/3 of the way in my leg above the knee and a sore rib cage....little asshole got it later tho lol
#beastmode
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Hole in 1
Male Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Columbia
Posts: 25,315
CockyCash: 1000618 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() LOL keep em coming
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Mothershouldibuilthedwall
Male Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 2,079
CockyCash: 500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() My dad kicked the shit out of me when I was 17
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Banned
Male Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: the city
Posts: 2,687
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() never, kaka never loses
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1st Team All-American
Male Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Darlington SC
Posts: 14,896
CockyCash: 1220000 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() I was 20 and it was in a bar in Oceanside California. I got three cracked ribs and and my right eye swelled up to where I couldn't see. I also got a shit load of NJP and had to stand duty for like 3 months straight.
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KOLA
Male Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lowcountry
Posts: 4,202
CockyCash: 4200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() 19 or 20 in muskegon, MI. We were working at a chemical plant up there and I was rooming with a 38 yr old from Texas (Robert) and a 36 yr old from Louisiana (Byron). For some reason Byron and I started talking trash and I mentioned his wife... The beatdown I received was pretty bad. I only got one or two good shots on him but I ended up getting a few knees to my face and a few rights that I swear could drop big George Foreman. After I got cleaned up, he bought me a few beers and said he felt pretty bad about beating the shit out of me.
We were still friends and all 3 of us went to the next job in Georgia together where it just so happened Robert and Byron got drunk and fought... Byron beat his ass too and I never saw Robert again. Last time I saw Byron was at a job in Virginia.
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1st Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Hartsville
Posts: 4,672
CockyCash: 851500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Honest to God...I am 26 years old and have never been in a fight.
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Smokes - Let's Go!
Male Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2,524
CockyCash: 10200 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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To be honest, most of the fights I've ever been in (peaking in the 17-22 age range) were because of my brother or one of my friends.
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THAT Damn Good
Male Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: North of Heaven/East of Hell
Posts: 12,456
CockyCash: 14152650 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() 2006. Althought, Saturday night I was back home visiting friends and family and this guy was looking for trouble all night from anybody he could find. After they tossed him from the bar, he apparently waited outside and when I went to leave he was just waiting for the first person to walk outside. I told him that I don't live there and I didn't want his trouble but apparently he didn't care. Now he didn't land a punch and I didn't throw one but his blood did end up on the front door of the bar and he did leave unconscious. I haven't been in a fight in 7 years and feel bad about it but it's nice to know I still can react if necessary.
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1st Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: St Tammany Parish, La
Posts: 4,981
CockyCash: 3078670 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() My student loans are still kicking my ass pretty hard.
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2nd Team All-American
Female Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Charlotte
Posts: 8,756
CockyCash: 1000400 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Future Coaching Legend
Male Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Newberry, SC
Posts: 5,823
CockyCash: 999762 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() I got jumped by 2 guys while out with some friends, they got a few shots in, but I got the better of it. One of them ended up with a broken jaw, the other with a big gash on his head where I picked him up and slammed him.
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Banned
Male Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Virginia
Posts: 35,984
CockyCash: 1000365601 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Jr high school.....when my friends and I get together now and talk about old times, I contend I didn't lose......although, I was the only one bleeding after the fight was over.....and he didn't give me my lunch money back. It was worth it because he never gave me any trouble after that.
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1st Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lexington
Posts: 4,511
CockyCash: 100500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() If you ask me I say never, however if you check with the wife you would get a different story. In the early marriage years it was playful fun, not so much now!
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2nd Team All-SEC
Male Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Murrells Inlet SC
Posts: 2,929
CockyCash: 2009100 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() I got in a fight in 1978 at Don's in Five Points.I hit the guy 3 times,he went down,but I gashed a knuckle on his teeth.The next day,my arm up to the elbow was swollen to twice it's normal size.It took about 5 doctors visits and $800 to get it fixed.I consider this an overall loss.But,over the years,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times,mist notably at a place called the El Roco club,in N. Cola.Beer bottles and ugly women were involved.
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1st Team All-American
Male Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Darlington SC
Posts: 14,896
CockyCash: 1220000 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Pompous Ass Hillbilly
Male Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 27,025
CockyCash: 262 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() It is coincidental that the last time I got my ass kicked was probably the last time someone actually asked me that question. The question was rhetorical but the punching was literal.
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Game MVP
Male Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Columbia
Posts: 1,713
CockyCash: 5500 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() Last summer a buddy and I went down to 5 Points. It was a Thursday night and relatively slow, so we decided to play a game in which we each had to drink a full shot every 5 minutes. Needless to say, we quickly got trashed. I remember stumbling into Pavlovs at God knows what hour and we both blacked out from there. Wake up in the morning on my friend's couch and his house is destroyed. Neither of us knew what had happened but we both had hazy and disjointed memories that we were brawling. We had beaten the absolute sh!t out of each other, both covered in cuts and bruises and his house wrecked. Neither of us knew why we had been drunkenly fighting, and we immediately just laughed it off.
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