When was the last time you got your ass kicked

[spareparts]

Just wondering, when was the last time someone kicked your ass? If you've never had your ass kicked, it's okay to say so.

[Grit_And_Steel]

Not counting a loss in a Golden Gloves Competition, I would say when I was 13... Ran my mouth to a 19 yr old and after blind siding me, straight beat my ass with a skateboard. Ended up looking like a bruised diseased apple along with a broke rotator cuff.

[cheesebrger gcock]

A straight up fight....never but I did get jumped by an ex friend back when I was about 12 and his new buddies ended up with a #2 pincil stabbed about 1/3 of the way in my leg above the knee and a sore rib cage....little asshole got it later tho lol


#beastmode

[spareparts]

LOL keep em coming

[Sonofacock]

My dad kicked the shit out of me when I was 17

[Kaka]

never, kaka never loses

[FlorenceCock]

I was 20 and it was in a bar in Oceanside California. I got three cracked ribs and and my right eye swelled up to where I couldn't see. I also got a shit load of NJP and had to stand duty for like 3 months straight.

[lencho30]

19 or 20 in muskegon, MI. We were working at a chemical plant up there and I was rooming with a 38 yr old from Texas (Robert) and a 36 yr old from Louisiana (Byron). For some reason Byron and I started talking trash and I mentioned his wife... The beatdown I received was pretty bad. I only got one or two good shots on him but I ended up getting a few knees to my face and a few rights that I swear could drop big George Foreman. After I got cleaned up, he bought me a few beers and said he felt pretty bad about beating the shit out of me.

We were still friends and all 3 of us went to the next job in Georgia together where it just so happened Robert and Byron got drunk and fought... Byron beat his ass too and I never saw Robert again. Last time I saw Byron was at a job in Virginia.

[treys1986]

Honest to God...I am 26 years old and have never been in a fight.

[eightohhthree]

Originally Posted by treys1986

Honest to God...I am 26 years old and have never been in a fight.

You must have chosen friends much more wisely than many of us then. NEVER? Even if at no fault of your own, you've never gotten in a tussle over one of your idiot friends running off at the mouth?

To be honest, most of the fights I've ever been in (peaking in the 17-22 age range) were because of my brother or one of my friends.

[bertoholic]

2006. Althought, Saturday night I was back home visiting friends and family and this guy was looking for trouble all night from anybody he could find. After they tossed him from the bar, he apparently waited outside and when I went to leave he was just waiting for the first person to walk outside. I told him that I don't live there and I didn't want his trouble but apparently he didn't care. Now he didn't land a punch and I didn't throw one but his blood did end up on the front door of the bar and he did leave unconscious. I haven't been in a fight in 7 years and feel bad about it but it's nice to know I still can react if necessary.

[markp_vip]

My student loans are still kicking my ass pretty hard.

[ktguen]

Originally Posted by markp_vip

My student loans are still kicking my ass pretty hard.

This.

[bigdog2003]

I got jumped by 2 guys while out with some friends, they got a few shots in, but I got the better of it. One of them ended up with a broken jaw, the other with a big gash on his head where I picked him up and slammed him.

[b381l]

Jr high school.....when my friends and I get together now and talk about old times, I contend I didn't lose......although, I was the only one bleeding after the fight was over.....and he didn't give me my lunch money back. It was worth it because he never gave me any trouble after that.

Spare I notice you haven't contributed your ass kicking story yet.

[uscgmck]

If you ask me I say never, however if you check with the wife you would get a different story. In the early marriage years it was playful fun, not so much now!

[zappa]

I got in a fight in 1978 at Don's in Five Points.I hit the guy 3 times,he went down,but I gashed a knuckle on his teeth.The next day,my arm up to the elbow was swollen to twice it's normal size.It took about 5 doctors visits and $800 to get it fixed.I consider this an overall loss.But,over the years,I've had the shit kicked out of me a few times,mist notably at a place called the El Roco club,in N. Cola.Beer bottles and ugly women were involved.

[FlorenceCock]

Originally Posted by bertoholic

2006. Althought, Saturday night I was back home visiting friends and family and this guy was looking for trouble all night from anybody he could find. After they tossed him from the bar, he apparently waited outside and when I went to leave he was just waiting for the first person to walk outside. I told him that I don't live there and I didn't want his trouble but apparently he didn't care. Now he didn't land a punch and I didn't throw one but his blood did end up on the front door of the bar and he did leave unconscious. I haven't been in a fight in 7 years and feel bad about it but it's nice to know I still can react if necessary.

What does this have to do with YOU getting your ass kicked?

[GregoryHouse]

Originally Posted by spareparts

When was the last time you got your ass kicked

It is coincidental that the last time I got my ass kicked was probably the last time someone actually asked me that question. The question was rhetorical but the punching was literal.

[ipull4usc]

Last summer a buddy and I went down to 5 Points. It was a Thursday night and relatively slow, so we decided to play a game in which we each had to drink a full shot every 5 minutes. Needless to say, we quickly got trashed. I remember stumbling into Pavlovs at God knows what hour and we both blacked out from there. Wake up in the morning on my friend's couch and his house is destroyed. Neither of us knew what had happened but we both had hazy and disjointed memories that we were brawling. We had beaten the absolute sh!t out of each other, both covered in cuts and bruises and his house wrecked. Neither of us knew why we had been drunkenly fighting, and we immediately just laughed it off.