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Old 11-04-2013, 03:58 PM   #1
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Default Favorite punch lines

1.No,but did you see the size of those jaws?
2.It doesn't need mopping yet.
3.Why you want beef and broccoli now?
4.Because Coors Light makes my p#ssy hurt
5.Three quarters,two dimes,and a nickel.
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Zap, you been drinking at the fish camp again?
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:02 PM   #3
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'The Aristocrats!!!'
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:10 PM   #4
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"I'm from 5th and Washington!" is a pretty good punch line.
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'The Aristocrats!!!'
Pretty dang impressive getting this in on the 3rd post!
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"Saint Finger is going to shake his peter at you."
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